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13 Halloween Costumes That Have No Business Being 'Sexy' (PHOTOS)

The Huffington Post     First Posted: 10/11/10 10:42 AM ET   Updated: 05/25/11 07:00 PM ET

We already know you've seen our picks for the most inappropriate Halloween costumes ever, but we just had to show you these costumes that have absolutely no business being "sexy." It seems that almost every costume shop is flooded with nothing BUT sexy versions of the classics, but some of these are a real stretch. Sure, a sexy nurse is normal, but a sexy medical marijuana pharmacist? Or, how about a sexy Brian from "Family Guy" costume? Or a sexy circus clown? For most of these, the "sexy" part is either an afterthought or an addition that makes the entire costume not make sense. See what we mean below and vote for the worst one.

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
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They couldn't be this sexy if they really lived in a sewer, ate nothing but pizza, and took orders from a giant rat. (Via Ninja Turtles Costumes)
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We already know you've seen our picks for the most inappropriate Halloween costumes ever, but we just had to show you these costumes that have absolutely no business being "sexy." It seems that almost...
We already know you've seen our picks for the most inappropriate Halloween costumes ever, but we just had to show you these costumes that have absolutely no business being "sexy." It seems that almost...