13 Halloween Costumes That Have No Business Being 'Sexy' (PHOTOS)

We already know you've seen our picks for the most inappropriate Halloween costumes ever, but we just had to show you these costumes that have absolutely no business being "sexy." It seems that almost every costume shop is flooded with nothing BUT sexy versions of the classics, but some of these are a real stretch. Sure, a sexy nurse is normal, but a sexy medical marijuana pharmacist? Or, how about a sexy Brian from "Family Guy" costume? Or a sexy circus clown? For most of these, the "sexy" part is either an afterthought or an addition that makes the entire costume not make sense. See what we mean below and vote for the worst one.

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[mlaiuppa]

04:27 PM on 10/28/2010

What?

No Governor of Alaska? (Naughty monkey heels, skirt up to the crotch, high teased hair, plunging decolletage jacket, carrying am assault rifle.)

[CostumeFail]

09:45 PM on 10/27/2010

We've got a couple other of the sexy Sesame street costumes at http://costumefail.com/2010/10/05/sexy-sesame-street-costumes-really/

They really are total fails.

[ConsensusReality]

11:12 AM on 10/22/2010

Biggest boobs I've ever seen on a turtle.

[pleasantlyvague]

11:27 PM on 10/21/2010

ninja turtles can be pretty sexy. for example, these turtles pwn the ones featured in the list:http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1940003

[Gregory Martin]

01:26 PM on 10/15/2010

Hmmm, I guess every costume can be sexy, but the clown was a bit weird. You can see more costumes people are trying to be "sexy" in by searching on TipTop http://feeltiptop.com/Halloween%20sexy/ or by visiting Top 2010 Halloween Costumes at http://ftt.nu/costumes

Thanks for the post! Booooooo

[mmeddvonnailah]

02:14 AM on 10/14/2010

You know what would make every single one of those costumes better???

If they were in body paint!

I decided.

[glassgoblin]

10:46 PM on 10/13/2010

Oh look, it's a bunch of hooker costumes.

[Rebecca Retuya]

10:29 AM on 10/14/2010

No, I beg to differ. The quality is much better. These outfits are made from the finest poly around and most have exquisite pleather. All of this means that rather than using soap to clean these outfits, you need only to hose them down with water.....while wearing, of course. Hahaha!

[Genders]

02:41 PM on 10/18/2010

Agreed.

[StarWarsHippie]

10:46 PM on 10/13/2010

The Star Wars ones are rip offs they are listed as Dark Commander costume, Sci-Fi Furry Costume and they have another stormtrooper one that is listed White Soldier costume.

[Grim Al]

09:06 PM on 10/13/2010

The whole concept of Halloween with it's tawdry decorations, gross commercialization and teaching our children to go out and beg for obesity contributing candy is ridiculous!

[Ergon]

09:54 PM on 10/13/2010

Well keep your kids home then :)
but these young ladies can come knocking at my door anytime!

[dems08]

12:51 AM on 10/16/2010

I know!

Dontcha just love it?

[ko2ko2]

08:36 PM on 10/13/2010

Damn I want to buy a house all of a sudden...

[robbcoffee]

08:29 PM on 10/13/2010

Yeah, it seems that it's illegal for women to wear Halloween costumes that aren't "sexy."
It's kind of like how women now have to wear pink versions of university shirts rather than school colors.

Sometimes it feels like the entire feminist movement was erased from history...

[sanityismine]

11:23 AM on 10/21/2010

No, like it was given a major revision, the young ladies like to be young ladies.

[GibsonSG]

06:04 PM on 10/13/2010

I have no problem with any of these costumes. What I have a problem with is people who have no business wearing them giving it a shot. Somewhere along the line, people have forgotten what it means to dress for your size. Just because the hot size 2 model wears it, doesn't mean your size 22 body should also.

[TechGuy036]

07:21 PM on 10/13/2010

Beg to differ. Some of us think size 22 is far sexier than size 2.

[MrMike513]

07:58 PM on 10/13/2010

I just threw up in my mouth a little

[axt113]

05:37 PM on 10/13/2010

To the clown comment, what about Harley Quinn from the Batman Mythos

[theobserver4]

04:53 PM on 10/13/2010

Frederica can haunt my dreams any day.

That and the cab driver/real estate agent.

[noblebandit]

01:47 PM on 10/13/2010

"Freaky"

The dark. Just a bit of uneasiness
Or amnesia: the darkest decent
Old wooden puppets, disfigured dolls
Sends chills up my neck
Twins. They give me flashbacks
Remember “The Shining?”
Or anything charging at me
Without discernment or reason
Haunted houses are disturbing
Non-living objects come alive
Calliope music in the background
*shudders* Seriously terrified!
Death. Reminded of the cetainty
It will come one day
I also fear not dying
In a prolonged sorta way
The Leopard Seal from Pingu
Puppets with parts that don’t belong
Fading in from black
The future…the unknown…
Space. It truly scares me
How small I really am
Prison. Oh, that keeps me up at night
Make sure it won’t happen
About to turn a corner
I see a dark shadow
Hearing noises that have no source
A classic Screamer photo
Face huggers from “Aliens”
Slimers from Duke Nukem 3D
Or stop motion skeletons
Deep water, middle of the ocean deep
The light of my monitor
I fear fear itself
Doesn’t help that I’m a scaredy cat
An excellent freak-out!