Garfunkel & Oates Rap About The Ever-Baffling Hand Job (VIDEO)

When it comes to the classic "sex as baseball" analogy, hand jobs don't quite know what base they're playing. Second? Third? Short stop? It's hard to say. And to make things more confusing, there are many different ways to complete said job. Is there even a right way to do it? In adorable musical comedy duo Garfunkel & Oates' latest song, "I Don't Understand Job," these questions are explored in song.

Listen to the girls rap their way through the ins and outs of the most confusing sex act known to man (and woman). You might get some of your hand job-related questions answered, but more importantly, you'll be entertained by their hilarious lyrics and superb music video.

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Comments

[SheriWinston]

01:00 PM on 10/20/2010

OK - I'll teach you! Come to "Secrets of Male Pleasure", Sat, 11/20, 10am-1pm in NYC for all you need to know! www.IntimateArtsCenter.com for more info.

[bcgd]

01:22 PM on 10/19/2010

Awesome, IMO
for the vJJ
"come here and the thumb circle combo"
for the mushroom tip
"suc it hump it or leave it alone"

[baxtron]

09:41 AM on 10/19/2010

don't pull down when dry. only pull up. seperate the two systems. your hands will never be too strong. with proper liquids, it's hard to screw up.

[hoppingestfrog]

08:56 AM on 10/19/2010

My boys are not Statler and Waldor, thank you very much

[Odojas]

03:01 AM on 10/19/2010

I like holding hands. Among other things!

[argentino]

06:35 PM on 10/18/2010

Man, the most we could ever expect in school was a hand-job from Mr. Greenberg...

[Bruce Lang]

06:33 PM on 10/18/2010

this ones pretty funny too!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4OYn2Bq4OJY

[bookhenge]

04:26 PM on 10/18/2010

Pretty much everything about that makes me happy.

[defdes]

04:25 PM on 10/18/2010

These two ought to get together with Olivia Munn and have a hot un-funny trio.

[GuyRC]

03:51 PM on 10/18/2010

Legitimate questions that could probably be worked out at my place over a long weekend if you wish.

[ARandomGuy]

12:55 PM on 10/18/2010

Girls suck at HJs anyways. Really one of the most useless sexual acts to try. Any time a guy gets one he is thinking "man I could do a way better job then her." But I did like the name dropping with masks in the vid tho lol.

[spearsspears]

07:50 PM on 10/18/2010

I was gonna say exactly that. Thank you for doing it for me.

[OnTheCusp]

09:10 PM on 10/18/2010

Every person knows how to handle her own equipment better than the opposite sex. That's just how it is. Don't think that chicks don't roll their eyes at their guy's fumbling attempts at "boyual boyipulation," too.

[Odojas]

03:00 AM on 10/19/2010

"boyual boyipulation," yes! Love your word choice. How's "girlish gropulation?"

[GraniteSkyline]

10:27 AM on 10/18/2010

Funnier than I thought it would be. Loved the name dropping.

[XPat100]

09:21 AM on 10/18/2010

Three thumbs up.

[ThomB3]

04:18 AM on 10/18/2010

I'm tired of this letting-it-all-hang-out mentality. Is nothing a mystery anymore? (And I don't mean the answer to these women's question.) They sacrificed their lady-like qualities (sorry -- old-fashioned here and there's nothing wrong with that) to make a sophomoric video they may just regret later -- and that will make guys disrespect them since they've reduced themselves to sex objects by being so open -- to the world -- about things average, everyday folks aren't open -- to the world -- about. I've seen the brunette in films before -- back then she was the mousy, cute sidekick. Now -- she's just lost all appeal because she'd rather remove the mystery about what's going on inside her head, with regard to more intimate topics -- and shares it not with a partner, or a friend, but the entire world. (The mystery is sexy.) I see her as a victim, honestly. Sacrifice your dignity just to get on Funny or Die. Woo hoo.

[glasshalffull84]

09:10 AM on 10/18/2010

garfunkel and oates are relatively well known comedians. they write funny songs for the sake of being funny. while i admit this isn't their funniest song, they are, by no means, victims. you should check out their other songs. they have one called "present face" and another one called "pregnant women are smug". they also do a medley of the worst songs ever. they are much funnier and leave everything to the imagination.

[powerhuff]

09:29 AM on 10/18/2010

you lost me at "old-fashioned"

[Nick Mroz]

09:06 AM on 10/19/2010

Hahaha! You too?

[mechanical soft]

02:28 AM on 10/18/2010

Not really even a little bit funny.... or believable. Who would stop anyone from giving even a bad hand job? No one.