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Doug Wilson Loses iPod, Accidentally Impregnates Wife

The Huffington Post   First Posted: 10/18/10 05:35 PM ET Updated: 05/25/11 07:05 PM ET

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If you misplace your mobile device, you could miss an important message, get lost on the way to a new restaurant or accidentally impregnate your wife.

CNN is calling smartphones America's "national obsession," citing anecdotes from the lives of ordinary users who can't seem to part with their gadgets.

One such user is 28-year-old Doug Wilson, who owns an iPhone 4 and an iPod Touch. "During the day, he tends to carry the iPhone 4 in his hand," CNN writes, explaining that he needs it to snap pictures, light up his path, and more.

The CNN piece continues:

Then there's his wife, Ashlee, whom he accidentally impregnated one evening after forgetting to look at an iPod app that explains the details of the rhythm method.

"That's how we got pregnant," he said, "because I lost my [iPod Touch]."

While the couple from Russellville, Arkansas, are now thrilled about their expected baby girl, Doug Wilson said the slip-up was yet another reminder that his phone should be turned on, in his hand, ready to accept alerts -- all the time.

Click here to read more on "Smartphones: Our national obsession" from CNN.

[h/t The Awl]

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TheKurgan
Prof Musician,Socialist,Bridge Life Master
09:24 PM on 10/24/2010
Joke time:

What do you call people who use the rhythm method of birth control?

Parents.
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Dadzilla
Breathing radioactive fire for admusement
08:45 PM on 10/23/2010
I've heard it was a remarkable device, but until now was never aware of it's use as a IUD.
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rostov007
Matcha tea will save your life.
11:40 AM on 10/22/2010
Wow...HP has some stupid stories sometimes, but seriously?
cureyourosity
INDEPENDENT--cuz the other two parties suck
10:34 AM on 10/22/2010
Rhythm method: in, out, in....OUT! How tuff is that?!
08:20 AM on 10/22/2010
Maybe instead it should be an indicator that he is spending way too much time staring at his frakking phone and not enough time engaging with reality.

Seriously, people like this should be sterilized.
06:21 PM on 10/21/2010
How is this news? Idiocracy fast approacheth...
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FaceTheTruth00
I'm a girl.
04:08 PM on 10/21/2010
How is it this guy has money to spend hundreds of dollars to spend on technology, yet can't afford to buy a box of condoms or the pill?

I believe the term is 'accident waiting to happen'.
08:37 PM on 10/21/2010
Can you say rhythm method?

They were practicing birth control, presumably together which means his wife should have stopped him.
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TheKurgan
Prof Musician,Socialist,Bridge Life Master
09:23 PM on 10/24/2010
or a calendar.
Demidan
Jesus Chrysler drives a Dodge.
01:30 PM on 10/21/2010
Maybe he should be looking to get snipped instead of breeding in the first place.
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robjh1
That Job Just Isn't Into You!
09:19 AM on 10/21/2010
How did they find this guy to talk about something so stupid?
11:00 AM on 10/21/2010
Huffpost has become quite the haven for tantalizing headlines with no substance in the articles.
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stormpilot
I heart progress
10:58 PM on 10/20/2010
Why did I waste my time?
07:27 PM on 10/20/2010
rhythm method hmm?? Russelville Arkansas next door to Hooterville.....
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okila
05:58 PM on 10/20/2010
huh????
05:48 PM on 10/20/2010
This belongs in the comedy section, not tech!
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ligligl
feelthy liberal! ...and not just a pretty face!
05:35 PM on 10/20/2010
Ya jes' caint be sittin' on them i-pods
01:17 PM on 10/20/2010
Why do so many think this is about birth control? It's not.

It's about a man who has surrendered his brain and life to an IPod. He's outsourced his brain to an electronic device and forgot (because he no longer has a brain) that at the very least, he must carry that device at all times, in his hands, if we wants to know what his body has to do next.

When Wilson dies, eulogize his IPod, then give it a proper funeral. Small box .. very economical. Then dump Wilson's body at the local landfill. I'm sure he'd want it that way and his IPod would agree. >/