Which Party Will You Vote For? Flowchart Predicts Your Midterm Vote (PICTURE)

When it comes to the midterm elections, Holy Taco believes the candidates can end their campaigns early because everyone already knows who they're going to vote for. Seriously! They don't need to go in the booth with you to know which way you'll vote. All they need is this handy flowchart.

"The midterm election is only a few weeks away, and many people claim they are still undecided on how they will vote," Holy Taco writes. "These people are filthy liars."

So, are they right? Check out the flowchart to see who you're really going to vote for. The answer may surprise you!

Comments

[kanishkablack]

01:56 AM on 10/26/2010

lol

[Flat Harrold]

07:15 AM on 10/25/2010

HAHAHAHAHAHA! Thanks for the morning laugh. Great way to start the day.

[Andrew FingerlickingGree]

10:46 PM on 10/24/2010

How does getting my money from the mailbox means i'm going to vote Democrat? I got a simulus check 2 years ago in the mail and I'm pretty sure Bush send it to me, LOL!

Where is the other choice to the NPR question? Or is it inherently a yes? They're flaws in the chart. LOL!

[MrsLee]

09:39 PM on 10/24/2010

I like it !!

[abbadabba]

08:55 PM on 10/24/2010

Now, wait. I own a hundred year old rifle with a broken stock because my husband's grandfather left it to him, and I just voted early, straight democrat. But I'll swing it at the first Tea Pot who comes to my door to take back their nation from me. This is hilarious!

[Cal3b G]

05:02 PM on 10/24/2010

Totally "politically correct" but still hillarious because it plays into every single stereotype LMAO

[Will Ingram]

02:05 PM on 10/24/2010

the entire chart balances on whether or not you believe in god. what if, as I am, you are an agnostic...don't know...comfortable not knowing...

[BowlingForRevenge]

02:47 PM on 10/24/2010

LOL ;) Nope the "key" is are you RICH...God was secondary to money.
And only those that worked for it seem to be allowed in the GOD club.
Which is why evangelicals are hypocrites.
Where's THAT flow chart?

[ChasG]

10:16 PM on 10/24/2010

If you're truly agnostic, you'll have no idea who to vote for :-)

[cloudjungle]

09:55 AM on 10/24/2010

Whoops, I would have not voted if I followed the chart. A good chart would not have allowed this to happen.

[whirlybird]

09:50 AM on 10/24/2010

Cute and funny, but chock full of false equivalencies.

[trutheau]

05:39 AM on 10/24/2010

It is funny. Unless you're an Independent, in which case I suggest there should be a box asking 'Are you an Indepedent?' that travels to 'Do You Choose the Bad?' or 'Do You Choose the Worse'.

By the way I'm a Canadian living in Mexico, which I believe does give me the right to laugh at your electoral system.

[nomadsborker]

10:11 AM on 10/24/2010

That's ok, we laugh at everything Canadian and could care less about Mexico.

[trutheau]

11:34 AM on 10/24/2010

And that's okay as well. Except you do care about Mexico or you wouldn't feel the need to build a wall between the two countries. And laughing at Canadians is awesome because we brought you Jim Carrey, Dan Aykroyd and Mike Myers, to name a few. You America dudes are headed to the proverbial breadbasket. Used to be great, but 'ain't' anymore.

Cheers

[jthinker]

01:11 PM on 10/24/2010

We laugh at Canadiens at our peril. Their banking system didn't implode like ours did because their regulations prevented banks taking the kind of risks common in the states. And Canadiens no longer discriminate against gays wanting to get married. And, they have a national health care system, although not perfect, at least allows all Canadians to get necessary treatment. And, their political system isn't awash in money from secret sources. Can we claim these things here?

[Artist Lacye A Brown]

02:09 AM on 10/24/2010

lol. Actually funny.

[vetxcl]

01:04 AM on 10/24/2010

no ablo ingles!

[PrehensileOne]

03:31 PM on 10/24/2010

La ortografía correcta comienza con una “h” silencio.

[MrsLee]

09:40 PM on 10/24/2010

please speak english !!!

[black series]

11:31 PM on 10/23/2010

I have 3 things to say .....................WTF

[Howard Moon]

10:43 PM on 10/23/2010

Hey HP moderators, how did my fan count go from five to zero? Explain?

[bwalsh1]

10:52 PM on 10/23/2010

You can "unfan" people, did you make a booboo?

[bwalsh1]

10:24 PM on 10/23/2010

Don't ANY democrats hunt?

[mowgli2071]

11:18 PM on 10/23/2010

I do.

[mummblemouth]

12:36 AM on 10/24/2010

Of course, that's why in the flow chart it crosses both sides of the proverbial aisle.