Four Loko's days may be numbered, but Stephen Colbert isn't having it. "True partiers know that the good times don't have to end just because everybody else is unconscious," he said on last night's episode of the Colbert Report.
Colbert triumphantly sipped a Four Loko onstage, comparing its taste to that of a Duracell battery. He also announced that he would be creating his own alcoholic energy drink: C-Zurrrre, "an extreme energy booze quencher that's like a strobe light attached to the inside of your skull." Watch below.
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