Pedobear: The TSA's New Mascot? (PHOTO)

With many people already starting their Thanksgiving travel, tensions over the TSA body scans and controversial pat-downs have reached a high point. Comedians have already parodied the pat-downs to no end, but leave it to the Internet to incorporate memes into the nation's anxiety over the "intimate" search tactics. We just spotted this flyer from Redditer Kiolki featuring the one and only Pedobear masquerading as a TSA agent and warning people accordingly.

Comments

[MikeyJaii]

03:44 AM on 12/29/2010

That's a win! Haha.

[gamblerman]

02:51 PM on 11/29/2010

Boomers should get a mascot:

http://thedailyminute.wordpress.com/2010/11/29/boomer-throw-up/

I try not to think about it.

[Haunted Leg]

11:51 AM on 11/28/2010

Is there a free, legal way to get these services without having to fly? I'm just kinda lonely and think I might like it.

[lisakaz2]

07:31 PM on 11/27/2010

Awww, groping has a mascot. The Washington Grab-sses?

[Mr Anonymous]

12:51 AM on 11/28/2010

No, its Pedo-bear

[lisakaz2]

01:59 AM on 11/28/2010

I suggested a team name for the mascot.

[Counterglow]

02:53 AM on 11/25/2010

If I was a real capitalist, I'd already be marketing fake TSA uniforms to the Pedo "community".

[Jini Manard]

07:17 PM on 11/24/2010

Not blurring the email addresses at the bottom...bad taste RushPo :/

[Anna Rather]

03:03 PM on 11/24/2010

Oh I see, NOW I FEEL BETTER GETTING FELT UP BY A STRANGER! I'm ok w/ the full body MRI, but I have a medical device under my skin, and I'm afraid the TSA people will think it's a bomb and not believe me about my medical condition. I HAVE SEEN THE IMAGE STORED ON HUFFINGTON, SO DO NOT TELL ME THAT IMAGES ARE NOT LEAKED!

[AdamK4rationalthought]

01:59 PM on 11/24/2010

This makes Sexual Harassment Panda a very sad Panda.

[gypsysailor]

01:52 PM on 11/24/2010

Wow, that's sick. Just plain sick. I love it.

[anitaj]

12:55 PM on 11/24/2010

Lolis beware ... and everyone else too!

[PeteBogs]

12:18 PM on 11/24/2010

"Beary, the Grin-and-Bear-It TSA Agent"

[rivahcat]

11:54 AM on 11/24/2010

OMG, that is farking brilliant and spot-on!! This "mascot" should go viral and get posted EVERYWHERE, not just in airports.

[KeepNIt2Real]

01:35 PM on 11/24/2010

The fact that it's on HuffPo shows it's on it's way to viral ecstasy.

[Nelle]

11:44 AM on 11/24/2010

Wow, a new mascot! I feel safer already!

[ectoendomezo]

10:51 AM on 11/24/2010

Here's Hoping All TSA "Agents"..and every Bureaucrat involved in the Security State and its For Profit Destruction Of Civil Liberties..well..here's wishing them all a Happy Oncologists Appointment..As Soon As Possible!

Its called Justice!

For they are the Cancerous Tumor..Metastasizing..Spreading..Destroying the "Tissue" and Organs of Freedom and Rights..Civil Liberties..even Human Rights..as they Torture..Deny Due Process..

As They Violate Every Right..Principle..and Freedom We Have..WITH SNEERING BRUTALITY!

No!

They Are A Cancer!

And as Such..they Deserve to Feel the same Pain..that those of us who value our Freedom Feel...the same "Impending Doom" that accompanies being SEARCHED...ILLEGALLY..for No..Reason..At..All..but that you cannot afford Your Own Plane!

Yeah..thats right..buy or fly your own..Plane..and..golly garsh..whoops..there goes "Security"..and..I mean..I realize..so many of you Freedom Haters kinda..just..gee-whiz..like ot believe that "The Bad Guys"....uhh.."Woudn't"..Just..Buy/Rent/Steal..Their..Own..Plane..hey..I know "Reason" is oh so complicated..but..sorry..fact is..there are planes right now..in the air..that didn't "Pass Security"!

This is Not..About.."Security"..never has been!

Its about making you "Used To"..TOTAL GOVERNMENT AUTHORITY!

Making you "Accept" that its "Government"..that "TELLS YOU"..not the other way around!

This is Not "Security"..its FASCISM!

[ectoendomezo]

10:42 AM on 11/24/2010

"SECURITY MEANS..HAVING TO SACRIFICE A FEW RIGHTS..WE'LL TELL YOU WHICH ONES!"

(THIS MESSAGE BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE MINISTRY OF HOMELAND SECURITY)

TSA..DHS..ICE..JTTF..these are the "Programs"..and Employees..that represent the most aggressive..Intentional Threat to..Freedom..Democracy..Civil Liberties..Human Rights..and Civil Rights..in American History!

A Group of People..lead by Absolute Corruption and Savage Hatred of All Freedom..these are the "Orders Followers"..the "Good Germans"..they represent the END OF FREEDOM..for its they..who make Authoritarianism..Possible!

There's now..Only One Power we have left..those of us who value our Freedom..Those of Us who know there can Be..No.."Security" Without Liberty..We who Know..that "Trading Liberty For Security" Is..the Foundation of Totalitarianism!

We..can simply:

STOP PAYING THEIR SALARIES!

Look how fast..essentially Instantly..the Maggots slithered from their Fetid..Corrupt..Bureaucracies to "Plead" with "Americans" that they "Not Boycott TSA".

The "Economy"..and its Weakness..which is the direct result of the exact same "Leaders" and their "Policies"..their Massive Greed and Refusal to even attempt a "Real Fix" to Any Problem..well..such an Economy..IS DE FACTO TAX PROTEST!

Thus..even though they continue..in surreal fashion..to pretend their "Policies" are gonna work..they're actually On The Brink..and Cannot Afford Any:

CITIZEN IMPOSED ECONOMIC SANCTIONS!

You..Control..the 1 thing they want:

MONEY!

Deny them this critical Resource!

Or..march beside them in Fear!

Amerika Uber Alles!