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9 Funny Thanksgiving Quotes By Comedians (PHOTOS)

The Huffington Post     First Posted: 11/24/10 11:25 AM ET   Updated: 10/07/11 12:02 PM ET

Many things have been said about Thanksgiving's ability to unite family, remind us of what we have and comfort us with great food before the long winter, but some of the best (and worst) things about the holiday have been said by comedians. Let's face it: as wonderful as the holiday may be, a day dedicated to football, gluttony and awkward family moments with a questionable origin provides more than enough material for a joke. Check out our 9 favorite quotes about Thanksgiving from comedians like Jon Stewart, Jim Gaffigan, Johnny Carson and more.

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Jon Stewart: "I celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my house, we had an enormous feast, and then I killed them and took their land."
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