Chelsea Handler Explains Explicit Angelina Jolie Rant (VIDEO)

Surprised by Chelsea Handler's graphic rant about Angelina Jolie, in which she called the actress a "f**cking b**ch," and a "f**king c*nt?" Don't be, she says - she's been doing it for years.

On her show, 'Chelsea Lately,' Monday night, Handler addressed the tirade, brushing it off as more of the same.

"I'm been making fun of Angelina Jolie since she made out with her brother," Handler laughed, joking with a panel of writers. Having done the same standup act for the last five years, she said, "If I've learned nothing from this, it's to write some new jokes."

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[blandinbasement]

06:50 PM on 12/26/2010

So basically...you can say ANYTHING if you have a comedienne's license?

Her 'jokes' reveal more about herselve than they do Ms. Jolie

[AN2009]

09:29 PM on 12/14/2010

Chelsea Handler is such an obnoxious hypocrite. She's criticizing another woman for being a homewrecker, but she conveniently forgets to mention that she landed her talk show on E! when she started sleeping with her boss, the chief of network programming, who was married with kids. After she got the job, she eventually kicked him to the curb. Moreover, she acted in a very cowardly manner by attacking Angelina Jolie's and Brad Pitt's young children with nasty ethnic and racial comments. There's nothing classy about her kind of behavior that her supporters continually and mysteriously overlook.

[Darlene Jones]

09:22 PM on 12/14/2010

I like Chelsea. I thought her rant on Angela was funny even though I'm a Jolie fan. I'm so sick of Jennifer's "poor little me" act. Brad left her for another woman . So what? I get the feeling she's (Jennfer) is pretty dull. I have know Idea why she's still relevant. Her movies are bombs. She's not exactly gorgeous. She has an average looking face,with a great bod. I just don't get it!

[Mamadiez]

02:52 PM on 12/10/2010

egad, typo of course I know how to spell "you're"!

[Mamadiez]

02:51 PM on 12/10/2010

yep, Chelsea, time to write some new jokes and get new people to pick on. Your on the losing side of this non-existent fued. They have all moved on and are happy. End of story.

[Darlene Jones]

09:32 PM on 12/14/2010

Actually Chelsea is an equal opportunity insulter. Just like Kathy Griffin. Jennifer A. just needs to go away ,move to some suburb. Hopefully she'll meet an average guy ,get married start some kind of business,and live happily ever after. She definately doesn't belong in the movies. She is not "star" quality.... JMO.

[Anca Daniela]

02:44 PM on 12/10/2010

Are we still re-hashing about this:) I used to enjoy Chelsea's show and frankness, but I think she should share her opions about Angelina within her own circle of friends(a.k.a. Jennifer Aniston). If interested chekc out our video predictions on reasons behind Jennifer/Brad divorce and more on our CELEBS911 page:http://babycelebs411.com/2010/12/08/happy-birthday-benjamin-son-of-gisele-bundchen-and-tom-brady/.

[MsPeppy]

01:04 PM on 12/10/2010

you can take the girl out of new jersey, but you can't take the new jersey out of the girl..

[Megan Hunter]

05:55 PM on 12/09/2010

I love Chelsea Handler... .While I actually don't think she's that funny, I like that she;s out there trying to do what a lot of guys do. A lot of people are saying this chick Stefanie Williams is doing the similar, she runs a blog about hooking up with athletes.. ..a lot of her comments compare her to Chelsea Handler and Tucker Max. I liked her. She is apparently coming out with a book, I assume it might be similar to CH's One Night Stand Book.

Here's the blog - www.chasingthejersey.blogspot. com it's definitely worth a look if you like Chelsea Handler. And if you paranoid peeps aren't into clicking links, you can just google it...

[EddieRascal5]

02:50 PM on 12/09/2010

Not important.

[sqeptiq]

02:20 PM on 12/09/2010

Chelsea Handler can do what she wants, but there's a bizarre irony in her saying any woman's on a low level.

[alieninvader]

01:34 PM on 12/09/2010

You want to know what I think? Whenever a celeb (like Handler) wants to generate some headlines, they stir the Jolie/Anniston pot. That's all it was.

[torgman3]

02:54 PM on 12/09/2010

Just curious: is there an alternate reality where the Jolie/Pitt/Ani­ston nonsense actaully matters to the survival of the human race?

[alieninvader]

02:58 PM on 12/09/2010

According to some of the posters on this thread, it does matter. It's ridiculous.

[hypyrwyf]

12:21 PM on 12/09/2010

She makes a good point, time for new jokes.

[figure8]

10:37 PM on 12/08/2010

I've tuned Handler out, no more watching this cruel immature trash mouth......it's not funny to be called those names it's disgusting and degrading. Enough of Handler!

[FHTB]

01:10 AM on 12/09/2010

oh please...angelina is so tiresome...and remember, chelsea is friends with jen, so she isn't going to be for team angelina.

[rubano]

09:57 PM on 12/09/2010

OMG! You make such a great point. Your such a celeb-insider. GO TEAM JACOB! I mean JEN... stupid

[emperance]

10:24 PM on 12/08/2010

Kathy Griffin, Joan Rivers, Sarah Silverman -- You know they don't actually HATE those who they poke fun at. The audience "gets" that.

Chessire Handman, it's so OBVIOUS to the world: You are a HATEFUL human-being.
Surely, your family can't be proud of such nastiness.

Something horrible must have happened to you.
That may explain your hatred of practically everyone.

JEN: Remove yourself from this hate, or, IS THAT "YOU" - - ALSO?

I feel sorta sorry for you, to be honest. Be well, dear.

[FHTB]

01:11 AM on 12/09/2010

Ohh....my....are we done?

[debra77]

10:12 PM on 12/08/2010

Why in the world is Handler screaming that Brad needs to go back to Aniston. I mean by all account John Mayer is her ex. And I will If Aniston was in a relationship all this talk would not be going on. I don't say every woman needs a man. but please it has been 6 years and Aniston has not had a lasting relationship. I get being independent. But she is not a nun. And the Jen is private is a bunch of crap. Why is this woman so many love to say is perfect, a great friend and on and on can't in all that time find a relationship. People can spin all they want. IF she had gotten married or was with someone before Brad/Angie..none of this would be happening. This goes on because she is still unattached. Other divorced women have moved to new partners. Nicole, Halle, Reese and we never hear this crap about them.

Why is she not with special and spending all her time with the likes of Handler who by the way is dating or has dated. I don't think Brad wants her nor she him. But why is she still alone.

strange to me.

[alieninvader]

01:31 PM on 12/09/2010

I went 12 years without a lasting relationship. It's tough to find the right guy. It took me a long time to even figure out what I wanted.