Oprah's Tears Bottled, Sold As Miracle Product On Kimmel (VIDEO)

12/09/2010 12:13 pm ET | Updated May 25, 2011

On Wednesday night's "Jimmy Kimmel Live," Kimmel showed the world a sneak preview of a new wonder elixir sure to move millions. In the course of her interview with Barbara Walters, Oprah Winfrey shed a few tears in discussing her personal story, and far be it from the Oprah Empire to not capitalize on a liquid with properties not of this world.

If Oprah's able to get her viewers to read Dickens, who's to say she couldn't feasibly market her own bodily fluids to her loyal fans?

Check out Kimmel's commercial for the magical fluid below.



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