Venn Diagram Compares Three People Who 'Get Paid To Touch Your Junk' (PICTURE)

Now that the busy holiday travel season is coming to an end, it's likely that people won't be talking as much about the TSA pat-downs which angered so many at the end of 2010. Thankfully, that doesn't mean that people won't be making fun of them.

We just stumbled upon this Venn diagram from Redditer likepeterose that compares the three types of people in life who are actually paid money to, ahem, inspect your wares.

It's interesting to see the similarities mapped out this way, even if it's also a little bit disturbing. Now we'll have something to say next time someone asks "What do a doctor, a prostitute and a TSA Agent have in common?" (Via Reddit)

Comments

[Carolyn Miller Payne]

09:33 AM on 12/31/2010

I've got to say that this is much more interesting than having my students compare and contrast the immigrants of the 1700's, 1800's and modern day. . .

[wassilij]

10:14 AM on 12/30/2010

nuff said....

http://www.prisonplanet.com/mother-kept-in-glass-cage-for-almost-an-hour-by-tsa-for-resisting-over-breast-milk.html

[moreradioguy1]

02:09 AM on 12/29/2010

Haha. One of the things that made me smile this holiday season. I think I first saw it in my Google Reader feed from RadioMusic.com . Nevertheless, it is still funny.

[General Public]

01:52 AM on 12/29/2010

The great thing about all 3 of those jobs that involve touching our junk is none of them can be outsourced overseas, so more and more people will pursue exciting careers touching our junk. Maybe if foreigners stretch their arms a lot, they will be able to reach long enough to do those jobs instead of Americans for a cheaper price and those jobs will be outsourced too. Then unemployed doctors will be inspecting people at the airport to make ends meet, unemployed TSA agents will be prostituting themselves to make ends meet, and unemployed prostitutes will be performing surgery on patients in hospitals to make end meet. A sad, sad state of affairs indeed. Let's make sure that day never happens, and discourage foreigners from doing any arm stretches that allow their arms to get even close to long enough to reach across our borders to touch our junk. I do not want surgery performed on me by an unemployed prostitute; they might accidentally charge a lower price and make healthcare more affordable. Then again, people do always talk about lowering the price of healthcare... I wonder if that is what they have planned, or if they have even stranger ideas...

[gamblerman]

04:53 PM on 12/28/2010

What if you're pregnant?

http://thedailyminute.wordpress.com/2010/12/28/flash-from-the-past-im-pregnant/

La-di-da.

[thegoodspeed]

01:49 PM on 12/28/2010

don't forget your tailor.

[keji96]

03:03 PM on 12/28/2010

LOL who are you Joey. My tailor has never touched my Junk

[NonPrawf]

04:38 PM on 12/28/2010

Yea...I'd consider getting a new tailor if I were you.

[martman1]

07:44 AM on 12/28/2010

The passenger who originated the phrase "keep your hands off my junk" must have watched a lot of the t.v. show "Leave it to Beaver". I remember "the Beav" saying this a lot to his brother Wally.

Unrelated but funny was the memorable line in one episode by June Cleaver: "Ward, I think you were a little hard on the Beaver last night"

[editor]

04:11 AM on 12/28/2010

If hot women doctors gave free testicular exams; men would be lining up for blocks. Testicular cancer rates would go way way down....

[kkvv]

06:47 AM on 12/28/2010

careful what u wish for, same female doctor may have to do a rectal exam too, how about that?

[hobodeluxe]

07:23 AM on 12/28/2010

you say that as if it were a bad thing

[schmedes2]

09:10 AM on 12/28/2010

1 finger? Better use 2

[normallyabnormal]

01:41 AM on 12/28/2010

sigh....my doctor never touches my junk (and she is hottttt). woe is me.

[General Public]

02:19 AM on 12/29/2010

Woe or "WHOA!"?

[Rachael Crawley]

12:41 AM on 12/28/2010

Some prostitutes will wear latex gloves if you pay them enough.

[jcko]

06:33 AM on 12/28/2010

and Leather, if you pay even more

[OldeTymeLiberalDude]

12:34 PM on 12/28/2010

You know you're in trouble when the TSA guy snaps on the latex!

[gypsysailor]

10:45 PM on 12/27/2010

Ouch, please don't squeeze the charmin, too hard. Oh my, I did not mean that last pun.

[jasev01]

10:39 PM on 12/27/2010

there is something about fluids that should be in there

[General Public]

02:17 AM on 12/29/2010

It came out...

[slackgeek]

10:03 PM on 12/27/2010

lol funny ;)

[squatmunkie]

08:59 PM on 12/27/2010

Hey you forgot about us nurses....I'm an RN I touch "junk" all day. Trust me when I say its more unpleasant for us than you.

[theend3000]

01:06 AM on 12/28/2010

Well, you should know as a nurse that there is alot of junk that you cant even touch bz it is kinda little...lol

[OldeTymeLiberalDude]

12:35 PM on 12/28/2010

Frankly I'm happy if they leave us out of it.

[blutigeroo]

08:50 PM on 12/27/2010

Ha!