Stupid Product: The Top Charming Breast Stimulator (VIDEO)

We love stupid products, so this commercial for the Top Charming Breast Stimulator really got our attention. This has to be one of the stupidest products we've ever seen. First of all, it's a vibrating attachment that is supposed to "stimulate" your breasts to increase their size. Second of all, the commercial is hilarious. You have to see it, if not for the scary "medically accurate" diagrams then for the gratuitous shots of cleavage. (Via The Daily What)

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Comments

[Daniel Rich58]

11:25 PM on 01/06/2011

Q: Japanese Breast Enhancer

R: You might consider to fire the person/reporter who wrote this article for his/her sloppy research, because this is a Chinese commercial.

The language is Chinese, not Japanese.

Bummer.

[FellowTraveler]

11:14 PM on 01/04/2011

Best - commercial - ever.

[NunuDudu]

02:28 PM on 01/04/2011

OH. MY. GOD.

[taylor316]

12:43 PM on 01/04/2011

Sorry I got distracted by teen asian cleavage. Are they selling something?

[anthonyparker80]

09:20 AM on 01/04/2011

Better than the shake weight commercial for cheap porn

[omg wtf lol bbq]

04:19 AM on 01/05/2011

I'm thinking they could be combined into a special gift pack.

[Igor13]

07:16 AM on 01/04/2011

This is great!
A company that WANTS to go T!TS UP from the get go!

[Lahonda]

07:15 PM on 01/03/2011

I'm stimulated.

[Lise Stanley]

06:53 PM on 01/03/2011

Now if they can only invent one to shrink man boobs.

[onionboy]

06:39 PM on 01/03/2011

If you use this device at a precise vibrational frequency...while motor boating...you rip a hole in the fabric of time-space.

Which would be so worth it.

[Prousa]

05:51 PM on 01/03/2011

You know, if all it takes is a little violent shaking, I'd have a p-nis the size of a Douglas fir.

[onionboy]

06:37 PM on 01/03/2011

Ditto.

[Tim Moore]

03:11 PM on 01/03/2011

I am skeptical, but Top Charming is such a trusted name in quality products, I'm going to order the g/f one...maybe two...

[freddychef]

04:43 AM on 01/03/2011

I'm buying 1 for the wife! (& a few for the girlfriends too)

[Don Giovanni]

11:50 PM on 01/04/2011

You'll be sleeping in the garage.

[cookerman45]

07:26 PM on 01/02/2011

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

[Neontom69]

06:24 PM on 01/02/2011

There are so many funny things going through my head right now, I'm actually stuck. Automated boob shakers? Men would be their biggest customers.

[JackiChan]

08:06 AM on 01/02/2011

AAHHHAAAAHAHAHA!