New Astrological Signs: What This Means For You (PHOTOS)

As you may have heard, there appears to be a different way to figure out zodiac signs that people are just finding out about now. Yesterday, this new information sent what seemed like everyone on the Internet into an identity crisis. Some Virgos are now Leos, Cancers Geminis, and if you were a Scorpio before, by this new logic chances are you aren't (it's about a week long). But, to quote the "Double Rainbow" guy, what does this mean? To clarify, we bring you 12 things your new astrological sign could mean for you. See what we came up with below and vote for your favorite!

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If you're married, you probably thought the stars endorsed this holy matrimony based on your signs. As of today, that very well may not be the case. Since you're now on the brink of divorce since your signs have changed, we recommend a seeing a marriage counselor to save this failing marriage.

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If you're married, you probably thought the stars endorsed this holy matrimony based on your signs. As of today, that very well may not be the case. Since you're now on the brink of divorce since your signs have changed, we recommend a seeing a marriage counselor to save this failing marriage.

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[darth geekboy]

04:17 AM on 01/18/2011

well......according to BATTLESTAR GALACTICA, there are thirteen colonies.

we really do have cylon blood in us.

[rjaxone]

11:36 PM on 01/17/2011

I don't want a new astrological sign. I'm happy with the totally meaningless one I have now...

[lightnessandjoy]

10:50 PM on 01/17/2011

But I can't even pronounce Ophiuchus!

[BestFunnyBlog]

07:48 PM on 01/17/2011

I'm mad I'm not a Leo anymore. Cancer sucks. Just ask Lance Armstrong.

http://www.bestfunnyblog.com/world-news/zodiac-signs-change/

[kcnativnla]

07:40 PM on 01/17/2011

I was born on January 10th, a Capricorn. I'm going to stay a Capricorn. I don't care what anybody says.

[Rockhead Lex]

05:45 PM on 01/17/2011

Its funny becuase you can tell who is really disturbed by this news.LOL. Guys your Astrolical sign was wrong and it is what it is...YOURE NOT A SCORPIO! GET OVER IT! HA HA

[scripted]

12:11 PM on 01/17/2011

While we are on the topic of medieval superstitions, let me put it out there that the world is, in fact, not flat and that shouting and making loud noises is not what makes solar eclipses go away. Wonder of wonders!

[Cynth Bage]

09:57 AM on 01/17/2011

This is so bogus. There is no new sign, and many people who make their money as Astrologers will tell you this. My favorite critique is by Rob Brezsny:

"The astrological signs are not defined by the constellations you see in the sky. In antiquity, when both astrological and astronomical thinking were based on insufficient data, the names of the constellations happened to be paired with the astrological signs. Today, those pairings are no longer in sync: Astrological signs do not line up with the constellations in the same way they did way back then, due to the precession of the equinoxes."

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"The key demarcation points in that relationship are the equinoxes and solstices. At the Northern Hemisphere's vernal equinox, which occurs on about March 20th of each year, the Sun enters into the sign of Aries. At the Northern Hemisphere's summer solstice, the sun enters into the sign of Cancer. The locations of the constellations are irrelevant; the "influence of the stars" isn't considered."

http://freewillastrology.com/guest_astros.html

Pfffft!

[Rockhead Lex]

05:55 PM on 01/17/2011

someone is in deniIIIAAAlll (singing that last part)..LMAO!!! :-D

[Matt Jacobs]

11:55 AM on 01/18/2011

Interesting information, but that hissing sound would be the point of the above photo essay flying by, and you missed it.

[Debbie338]

08:47 AM on 01/17/2011

Hilarious post. Clearly demonstrates that signs have absolutely nothing to do with anything about you, unless you're a gullible fool.

[boxman15]

07:18 AM on 01/17/2011

I don't care what they say. I'm still a Gemini.

[comicpro]

06:07 AM on 01/17/2011

This is such BS! Let me guess there is a new economy out there for the new horoscopes as the old ones had run their course! I am an aries..PERIOD!

[Prateek Panchal]

04:20 AM on 01/17/2011

My new sign is Taurus.

I got to know that the new sun sign is only for the people born in 2008 or 2009.

Thanks for sharing.

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[logicanada]

11:39 PM on 01/16/2011

What's that joke about telling the astrologer everything about you and having them guess your birthday ?

[JustAnotherJohn]

09:30 PM on 01/16/2011

Now with TWICE the baloney!

[stargazer13]

08:53 PM on 01/16/2011

I was only gone a week !

and now there a new sign ?