Zodiac Pick-Up Lines: The Funniest Tweets!

Since the Internet is full of people having identity crises over their new zodiac signs, we thought the old "What's your sign?" pick-up line was due for an overhaul. We've been tweeting our favorite new ones with the hashtag #ZodiacPickupLines and you've been matching us by providing even more hilarious ones. We've collected the best of the best in the slideshow below. Go ahead and join in on the fun by adding a screengrab of your tweet or tweeting your pick-up line to @HuffPostComedy using the hashtag #ZodiacPickupLines!

 

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With the new zodiac system it turns out I\'m no longer a psychotic Scorpio bitch! Wanna go on a date? #ZodiacPickupLines

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[Jo Ann Turner]

07:17 PM on 02/17/2011

you r all nuts!!!!!!!!

[climbing panda]

08:46 PM on 01/18/2011

apparently all you have to do is insult the tea party and you win. how multidimensional.

[Bat Wrangler]

05:17 PM on 01/18/2011

"Do the new astrological signs mean the Zodiac Killer will get off on a technicality?" from UNCLEMIKETWEETS on Twitter.

[Bat Wrangler]

05:16 PM on 01/18/2011

"o the new astrological signs mean the Zodiac Killer will get off on a technicality?" -from UNCLEMIKETWEETS on Twitter.

[Nelle]

01:15 PM on 01/18/2011

Once an Aquarius, always an Aquarius!

[BestFunnyBlog]

07:47 PM on 01/17/2011

I'm pretty upset I'm not a Leo anymore.

http://www.bestfunnyblog.com/world-news/zodiac-signs-change/

[ranchero42]

03:18 PM on 01/17/2011

I experienced a slight change; maybe it's for the better - what is the meaning behind being an Aries no longer bordering on 'bull' but NOW I'm trending towards 'fishy'?

[ghee99]

09:36 PM on 01/15/2011

pickup line for a cute conservative chick:

i changed my zodiac sign

...now, if i could only change the fact that i voted for obama

[johnjohn1234]

05:37 PM on 01/17/2011

Fail

[ghee99]

05:55 PM on 01/17/2011

actually it is a success

...but, you comments can only lead on to believe you are one of those humourless types that does not have much success with the ladies

[Esmeralda Loxis]

07:27 PM on 01/15/2011

These aren't funny.

[ForVivi]

06:17 PM on 01/15/2011

Q: What's your sign?

A: Stop!

[Henry Owen Creque V]

11:09 PM on 01/17/2011

LOL!

[ZubinTomato]

06:01 PM on 01/15/2011

F minus

[commentator101]

05:49 PM on 01/15/2011

Screw astrology. Wanna f@#k?

[LMPE]

03:37 PM on 01/15/2011

So how's the Zodiac Killer going to reconcile with this?

[we-r-stardust]

04:42 PM on 01/15/2011

I`ll try to get this in a different way this time....Do himself

[bryce05]

03:01 PM on 01/15/2011

I think I'm going to stop visiting the Comedy page. Haven't seen anything in here worth reading for ages...

[Esmeralda Loxis]

07:30 PM on 01/15/2011

The only things I find entertaining here lately are the links to month-old Cracked articles, all of which I've already read once before.

[ghee99]

09:38 PM on 01/15/2011

agreed,

its become little more than plugs  for bad comedy movies, and  promos for the late night talk shows

[SukiTheCat]

01:15 PM on 01/15/2011

i don't understand. is this supposed to be funny?

[Fernando]

03:46 PM on 01/15/2011

I guess it seemed funnier and witty when it was in just a comment on somebody's Tweeter page. When they put them in a "comedy page" and made it "comedy" it lost steam.