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Drunk Owl Taken In By German Police

Brown Owl

The Huffington Post   First Posted: 01/18/11 05:34 PM ET Updated: 05/25/11 07:25 PM ET

Apparently public intoxication is a reason for police to intervene with animals as well as humans. German police recently found a drunk owl out in public and took in the animal, saying it would be released once it has sobered up.

A spokesman for the Pforzheim police reported to Spiegel Online that "a woman walking her dog alerted the police after seeing the bird sitting by the side of the road oblivious to passing traffic." When police found the brown owl, it was staggering around with drooping eyelids. As further evidence of the owl's drunkenness, two small bottles of Schnapps were found near the bird.

The police took the owl to a local expert who has treated "alcoholized birds" in the past. This bird is being given plenty of water, and will be free to go when sober.

This is certainly not the first time that an animal has been caught in a drunken escapade. There was the badger who got so drunk on overripe cherries that he staggered into the middle of a road in Germany. Then there are the wallabies who get so high on opium poppies that they can't hop straight. Not to mention the monkeys who steal cocktails from tourists, the elephants who tragically killed three people in a drunken rampage, or the boozing buffalo who likes to hit the dance floor.

As for the owl who's about to experience a killer hangover, we just hope nobody leaves anymore alcohol lying around for him to have a hoot with.

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Apparently public intoxication is a reason for police to intervene with animals as well as humans. German police recently found a drunk owl out in public and took in the animal, saying it would be rel...
Apparently public intoxication is a reason for police to intervene with animals as well as humans. German police recently found a drunk owl out in public and took in the animal, saying it would be rel...
 
 
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07:33 PM on 02/02/2011
Sounds like jeger was involved.
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SusanElizabeth1949
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10:10 AM on 01/28/2011
Gives a whole new meaning to the old expressions "Drunk as a Hoot Owl" and "Owl Eyed Drunk".
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09:20 PM on 01/20/2011
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11:30 AM on 01/20/2011
Deer like marijuana.
01:06 PM on 01/20/2011
How do you know that?
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02:53 PM on 01/20/2011
On Google type 'deer like marijuana' then hit Enter. Let me know if you need more assistance. ;7)
02:33 AM on 01/20/2011
Here is the first bird related dui wow wonder how he posted bond and what his fine was? Whoo oops said that?
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Horus45
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04:47 PM on 01/19/2011
Come on!
This is really an Onion story, right?
04:45 PM on 01/19/2011
http://hungoverowls.tumblr.com/

STILL hilarious
04:38 PM on 01/19/2011
That's pretty funny, Poor bird, can't be good for him long term though...
04:12 PM on 01/19/2011
Great story, but there's still a mystery here! What I want to know is (a) where did the bottles of schnapps come from and (b) how much alcohol did that owl actually drink? LOL
05:35 PM on 01/20/2011
And how did he open the bottles? No thumbs!
05:56 PM on 01/20/2011
Or was it one of those situations where he offered a passerby some money to go to the nearest liquor store because he knew he'd be carded!
03:55 PM on 01/19/2011
I heard he was trying to stumble his way to a Mexican taco place to fix his alcohol munchies.
02:29 PM on 01/19/2011
Looks like this owl will make a find addition to the hungover owls blog on tubmlr. Speaking of sites you should be wasting your time on...http://hungoverowls.tumblr.com/
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Pandoras Folly
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01:48 PM on 01/19/2011
one of my friend's dairy cows would wait until an apple tree had dropped lots of apples and let them go overripe and would eat them and let them ferment. It would stumble around for a couple of days all happy. One time it wouldn't stop moooing all night and they had to go tie it up on the far side of the field to get some sleep, the lured it with....apples.
01:01 PM on 01/19/2011
I heard they found 2 condoms near him also

DennyDaniel
11:24 AM on 01/19/2011
My pet owl enjoys a 'beaker' of Wild Turkey Bourbon once in a while.
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Pharoah Narim
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11:16 AM on 01/19/2011
"Get your filthy hands of me! I don't give a hooooooooot if that thing says .06!"