Just a few days ago, the FBI made one of its biggest mafia busts ever in New York City, and right away people were noticing how many wonderfully cliched nicknames the mobsters had. Johnny Pizza? Tony Bagels? It seems the formula of "Italian first name + Italian food = nickname" is still trusted in the underground crime community. We just had to pair the best ones with stock photos to illustrate how hilarious these names really are. Vote for the funniest one and share your own in the comments.
The Funniest Mafia Nicknames From Last Week's Big Bust