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Malawi Government Proposes Fart Ban

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First Posted: 02/04/11 02:45 PM ET Updated: 05/25/11 07:30 PM ET

In Malawi, a new bill in the country is trying to make it against the law to fart in public.

As the BBC is reporting, just whether or not the new bill criminalizes flatulence is being hotly debated among two of the African nation's most senior officials. The Local Courts Bill, to be introduced next week, reads: "Any person who vitiates the atmosphere in any place so as to make it noxious to the public to the health of persons in general dwelling or carrying on business in the neighbourhood or passing along a public way shall be guilty of a misdemeanor."

Justice Minister George Chaponda certainly believes passing gas should be included among the various offenses. "Just go to the toilet when you feel like farting," he told local radio, before noting that local chiefs would deal with any offenders. According to the Afrik News site, the bill will also attempt to deal with citizens who hinder the burial of dead bodies as well as people who pretend to be fortune tellers.

Solicitor General Anthony Kamanga begged to differ, arguing that the "fouling the air" reference only directly meant air pollution. "How any reasonable or sensible person can construe the provision to criminalizing farting in public is beyond me," he said. Another Malawian is quoted as saying, ""How can this government criminalize the release of intestinal gases ... Everyone does that, even if it's in public or it has an accompanying sound which is boring, making it criminal is a joke of democracy."

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In Malawi, a new bill in the country is trying to make it against the law to fart in public. As the BBC is reporting, just whether or not the new bill criminalizes flatulence is being hotly debated ...
In Malawi, a new bill in the country is trying to make it against the law to fart in public. As the BBC is reporting, just whether or not the new bill criminalizes flatulence is being hotly debated ...
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HUFFPOST SUPER USER
urMommma
02:15 PM on 03/05/2011
Everyone's defense will be, 'the cat did it'! Talk about blowing hot air!
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HUFFPOST SUPER USER
GrainOfSand
11:45 PM on 02/13/2011
Just blame it on the frogs.....
10:48 PM on 02/06/2011
Oh...wow.
And you thought America had stupid legislation!
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WheelsOnFire
Equality Crusader
05:31 PM on 02/06/2011
That oughta keep Palin, Bachmann et al away.
05:25 PM on 02/06/2011
...the proposal of the law is more embarassing than the target.
04:03 PM on 02/06/2011
Law enforcement would be a real problem, since we all know "he who smelt it, dealt it."
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Citizen
03:15 PM on 02/06/2011
So would it be illegal to taunt "I will fart in your general direction?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FWBUl7oT9sA
02:31 PM on 02/06/2011
Sensational, deceiving headline - as usual - from Huff Post!
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CraiginPhoenix
01:15 PM on 02/06/2011
"I can't stand the way the US supports dictators across the globe"

--Brought to you by some American typing on a computer made by Chinese slave labor, never realizing how ironic that is.
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gwinegarden
She's an Arctic Wolf
12:44 PM on 02/06/2011
Tough job. I once read that the average human "expels gas" about 30 time a day, presumably from both ends.I
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WheelsOnFire
Equality Crusader
05:32 PM on 02/06/2011
What a coincidence that Palin comments about 30 times a day.
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HUFFPOST COMMUNITY MODERATOR
KIVPossum
Moldova Marsupial
11:30 AM on 02/06/2011
Sounds reasonable. If you can't smoke in Central Park why should you be allowed to fart in public?
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we-r-stardust
Time flies like an arrow Fruit flies like a banana
11:53 AM on 02/06/2011
I`m sure there`s a good joke in there somewhere about blowing smoke rings ;-)
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laaambchop
Cheerfulness is a sign of wisdom
11:14 AM on 02/06/2011
Who will be in charge of locating the SBD's?
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10:42 AM on 02/06/2011
I bet there are a few lawyers out there already thinking of specialising in this very narrow aspect of the law already.
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04:23 PM on 02/06/2011
fartort?
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pinkeyelemonade
Had Enough? Vote Green Party.
09:25 AM on 02/06/2011
Dude...I broke this law, like...15 times today.
FREEDOM!!!
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we-r-stardust
Time flies like an arrow Fruit flies like a banana
10:12 AM on 02/06/2011
Open a window and let freedom ring ;-)
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08:16 AM on 02/06/2011
This report is wrong. They're not talking about banning farts. This is just the lobbyists from the tattoo industry trying to get the government there to pass a law requiring that everybody must have a Surgeon Generals warning written on their a-s-s