Lindsay Lohan E-Trade Baby Rivalry: Online Users Banned From Referencing Star

For all her troubles right now, at least Lindsay Lohan won't be picked on by a baby this weekend.

Lohan, who is now facing grand felony theft charges for stealing a necklace from a Los Angeles jewelry store, will escape the scrutiny of a television baby thanks to a law suit she filed last March. She accused the online trading company E-Trade of mocking her in its famous talking baby ads, alleging that the "milkaholic named Lindsay" they referenced in the commercial was an obvious allusion to her.

Really.

They sides eventually settled out of court -- the agreement was undisclosed, and may or may not have included timeouts and spankings for the digital rugrat -- and now, RadarOnline.com reports that, as a result, internet users making their own talking baby messages are banned from using two words: Lindsay and Milkaholic.

Really.

While she may be headed back to jail and lose her big comeback role, at least she won't be mocked by a talking baby. Small victories.

For more, click over to RadarOnline.com.

Comments

[GeorgieL]

03:25 PM on 02/07/2011

Test: Lindsay. Milkaholic.

[PatrynXX]

02:56 PM on 02/09/2011

ReTest: Lindsay. Milkaholic.
This is like George Carlin saying if there is a god may lightning hit him right now. No where? Say if the above is true. Will all the televisions in the world go blank for 24 hours in 2 minutes??

[bilon]

12:53 PM on 02/07/2011

when she is not sucking on the straws, she certainly is grasping at them.

maybe her and charlie should get a room and have them lock it from the outside

[sheikwil4]

12:13 PM on 02/07/2011

How could she have won a case, when what they said was true.

[CAMBEL]

11:28 AM on 02/07/2011

At this point, it's just sad. I mean she's out for a short time and already stealing things? This just sounds like she has been acting out for so long that she doesn't know any other way to behave. Now that Hollywood and the press aren't protecting her anymore she is going to go through some really bad times if she doesn't straighten up. Hopefully she doesn't turn into another Dana Plato.

[PatrynXX]

02:59 PM on 02/09/2011

Well we do have innocent till proven guilty. OJ had more against him that she has against her. (did that make sense O_O) Or is this a Winona Ryder thing where someone is trying to abuse things and turn it on a star? Big problem is she has a bad father and her mother is a user. If Lindsay goes to jail, they ought to send her mother to jail (hopefully a different jail)

[stape45]

08:19 AM on 02/07/2011

Everyone is attacks her and she shouldn't fight back? Why not? When has that applied to anyone else?

[Jinxykb]

01:07 PM on 02/07/2011

Lindsay does not fight back--she claims to be the victim--all of the time, and unless she's jailed, she doesn't appear to take responsibility for her behavior. I think people are really sick of her excuses and watching her make the same mistakes and over. As for the commercial--if she hadn't made the stink about it, it never occurred to me that they were mocking Lohan, and I still have my doubts as to whether or not they were.

[PatrynXX]

03:00 PM on 02/09/2011

The latter yes I do have my doubts. But it's cheaper just to pay off.

[DevilNymph]

08:11 AM on 02/07/2011

Lindsay Lohan = worst case of parenting on the planet.

[jozie]

07:37 AM on 02/07/2011

Anything to keep your name in the news! Pathetic!

[jedonspring]

07:59 AM on 02/07/2011

Her antics remind me of another desperate, attention-seeking, media w#0re.

[jozie]

08:27 PM on 02/07/2011

I thought that too, but that's a harsh comparison, even for LL.

[holyghostie]

07:18 AM on 02/07/2011

Does milk give you sticky fingers?

[IamYourDrillThrall]

07:15 AM on 02/07/2011

This woman's ridiculous ego knows no bounds.

[tangelan]

07:10 AM on 02/07/2011

Love that commercial. Maybe Lindsay should switch to milk.

[butchcliff]

06:28 AM on 02/07/2011

Just another Disney brat gone bad. How many does that make? Too much fame too soon in life.

[Kevin from Cali]

06:14 AM on 02/07/2011

Her acting sucks. Not sure what the hype is with this one.

[American in Exile]

05:44 AM on 02/07/2011

I look forward to a day very soon when Lindsay Lohan becomes the next Denise Nickerson. Don't know who that is? Good.

[alfo]

05:33 AM on 02/07/2011

S.T.F.U. JUST GO TO JAIL,WHERE YOU BELONG!!

[tweeksmom]

05:06 AM on 02/07/2011

Should've trademarked your name, Linds....