Super Bowl 2011: Who Should You Root For? (FLOWCHART)

Not sure who to root for in the Super Bowl this year? Well, Holy Taco has put together this handy flowchart to help you decide. OK, so it has less to do with football than it does with ripping on both teams, but it is good for a laugh. See who you should root for by following the arrows, and don't be surprised if you learn a few ridiculous things about both teams before you reach the end.

Comments

[Mark Tetreault]

08:04 AM on 02/08/2011

Lame

[MiBFTo]

07:07 PM on 02/07/2011

There really should have been a deviation from the "do you have an NFL team?" to "yes" to "is it the Ravens" and then straight to Green Bay.

[czs5056]

03:04 PM on 02/07/2011

it lied, it told me i should cheer for the stealers (spelling intentional) but i cheered for them to LOSE (i couldn't bring myself to cheer for green bay)

[Son of the Morn]

02:09 PM on 02/07/2011

The cheap shot at Rex Ryan in the last decision box is a classic.

[yimmyhyena]

10:50 AM on 02/07/2011

wow. huff po is really rude.

[Mike Anton Bidner]

08:49 PM on 02/07/2011

You're in the comedy section, chief. It's like Thunderdome around here!

[Plurabelle06]

06:41 AM on 02/07/2011

I rooted for the Packers Ailey because of Big Ben the sex offender...and I cane from a family of die hard Steelers fan...even though my dad was from California and we live in Georgia!

[Mike Anton Bidner]

08:51 PM on 02/07/2011

Then you have identity issues. Are you also a NY Yankees fan, Miami Heat fan, and go for an SEC college football team as well?

[Shaun Hensley]

12:51 AM on 02/07/2011

It was difficult until I found out that Rodgers is local.

[Ken Freedom]

11:14 PM on 02/06/2011

This chart only affirmed my decision to not give a crap about this year's Superbowl.

Go 'hawks!

[HeatherCC09]

07:00 PM on 02/07/2011

As a Broncos fan, I completely agree.

(As an aside, the last Super Bowl I watched was 1980.)

[axt113]

10:44 PM on 02/06/2011

Steelers lose!

WOOT!

[KIVPossum]

08:24 PM on 02/06/2011

Root for the Steelers? OK, whatever

[Boots16117]

08:03 PM on 02/06/2011

Clearly, the people at HolyTaco.com cannot distinguish between "funny" and "crass."

[lisakaz2]

05:13 PM on 02/06/2011

Dang, how did I get the Steelers just because I'm not that looooooosar Rex Ryan? I liked them but I just can't root for that QB anymore. I'd be at least as back as rooting for Michael Vick.

[Bruce Forbes]

03:16 PM on 02/06/2011

It's "u-ens", not yinz. Gees, they need to get their English right.

[demorick]

04:25 PM on 02/06/2011

Actually, they spell it "yinz" in Pittsburgh and the surrounding area...

[Bruce Forbes]

04:57 PM on 02/06/2011

I grew up in the surrounding area....I guess I never saw it spelled.

[Boots16117]

08:02 PM on 02/06/2011

If you spell it, you ain't from here.

[flapjacks5]

01:52 PM on 02/06/2011

For a second there, I thought I was in for something funny. Luckily, I was wrong.

Comedy Fail.

[GraniteSkyline]

03:11 PM on 02/06/2011

You have to be from either the Burgh or the Bay to enjoy the humor.

[skatscan]

09:25 AM on 02/07/2011

Would explain the popularity of Larry The Cable Guy.

[catmagnet]

04:03 PM on 02/07/2011

True enough. I live 2 hours from Green Bay, my brother lives in Pittsburgh, and we're both Steelers fans. The chart was DEAD-ON, especially when talking about a town that shouldn't even qualify to have an arena team....

However, the average age of the 81,000 people on the waiting list for Packer season tickets is 8, with an average waiting period of 30 years, so they must be doing SOMETHING right at Lambeau.

[Tom Joad]

12:53 PM on 02/06/2011

...for those with a more genteel sense of humor, here's a Super Bowl Playlist from classic NFL Films composer, Sam Spence:

The Classic Battle - http://www­.youtube.c­om/watch?v­=-iuCMBaYu­ls&feature­=related

West Side Battle - http://www­.youtube.c­om/watch?v­=vetzd2CU8­sg&feature­=related

Pell-Mell - http://www­.youtube.c­om/watch?v­=Y5g6-JlfS­6A&feature­=related

The Lineman - http://www­.youtube.c­om/watch?v­=WApopnLTk­18&feature­=related

Bongo Run - http://www­.youtube.c­om/watch?v­=egMW-3ff6­x4&feature­=fvwrel

Salute to Courage - http://www­.youtube.c­om/watch?v­=eOWkO3Xro­04&feature­=related

The Equalizer - http://www­.youtube.c­om/watch?v­=5GqEVh0tY­Sk

The Pony Soldiers - http://www­.youtube.c­om/watch?v­=CuJhxMGZR­4s&feature­=related

Hit and Run - http://www­.youtube.c­om/watch?v­=XtS7xQtAq­yU&feature­=related

Roman Legions - http://www­.youtube.c­om/watch?v­=b4Rw3yRuH­SU&feature­=related

Big City Theme - http://www­.youtube.c­om/watch?v­=V-BY2d5un­OE&feature­=related

Age of Discovery - http://www­.youtube.c­om/watch?v­=EYgRUaZ-5­XI&feature­=related

Up She Rises - http://www­.youtube.c­om/watch?v­=5qC9EX_TX­i8&feature­=related

Enjoy!