Baby Sloths vs. Classic Literature: Do Subliminal Messages Work?

02/07/2011 07:53 am ET | Updated May 25, 2011

The only way to maintain literacy on an Internet overrun with Bed Intruders, tub-related women and epic treadmill fails is with subliminal messages.

To prove my point, I present to you a gallery of baby sloth photos, accompanied by my thoughts on classic literature. The subliminal messages are going to be in nearly-boldfaced paragraphs, but don't worry, you still won't see them.


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