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Ben Quayle Has Delicious Memories Of Ronald Reagan

Ben Quayle Jelly Beans

First Posted: 02/07/11 10:45 AM ET Updated: 05/25/11 07:30 PM ET

As ABC News' Devin Dwyer points out, Sunday's centennial celebration of the birth of Ronald Reagan featured festivities that ranged "from the formal to the quirky." Probably my favorite celebrant, however, is Rep. Ben Quayle's contribution -- a Politico op-ed in which the Arizona Republican strongly advances the argument that he has some fuzzy memories of the '80s.

Quayle manages to hit all of his marks, most of which were probably gleaned from watching those VH1 shows, where Michael Ian Black and "Weird Al" Yankovic run down the highlights of various decades. He works in "The Great Communicator," the speech at Brandenburg Gate, and his remarks after the tragic Challenger disaster.

Twenty-five years later, his words have the same power: "We will never forget them, nor the last time we saw them this morning, as they prepared for the journey and waved goodbye and slipped the surly bonds of earth to touch the face of God."

I'd go even further and say that those words have the same power 70 years after they were written by John Gillespie Magee, Jr., but hey, everything is a remix.

Mostly, I love this for the jelly beans:

When I was a child, President Ronald Reagan was the nice man who gave us jelly beans when we visited the White House.

I didn't know then, but I know it now: The jelly beans were much more than a sweet treat that he gave out as gifts. They represented the uniqueness and greatness of America -- each one different and special in its own way, but collectively they blended in harmony.

I give him this: "We are all jelly beans" is a lot better deal than "we are all Georgians."

Anyway, Ronald Reagan: among American presidents, he truly was the "hottest chick in Scottsdale."

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As ABC News' Devin Dwyer points out, Sunday's centennial celebration of the birth of Ronald Reagan featured festivities that ranged "from the formal to the quirky." Probably my favorite celebrant, ho...
As ABC News' Devin Dwyer points out, Sunday's centennial celebration of the birth of Ronald Reagan featured festivities that ranged "from the formal to the quirky." Probably my favorite celebrant, ho...
 
 
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madmonq
Exhausted working class hero
09:58 AM on 02/13/2011
Seems like Ben Quayle is out of touch. We've got a few Harry Potter Jelly Beans mixed into the bunch - rotten egg, mucus, ear wax and menthol to name a few
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ljmck
Stand Up, Show Up, Speak Up
09:24 PM on 02/08/2011
I wouldn't mark down a high school student who expressed him/herself in such a way. You expect them to be puerile, but you'd hope that a United States congressman would be capable of slightly more sophisticated thinking.

Even Reagan, an admitted cornball, would have winced.
07:58 PM on 02/11/2011
When you use phrases like "admitted cornball" it would help if you knew what you were talking about. Admitted means he said that of himself, which he did not. Learn how to write effectively....dope
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hotbarb2614
proud military mother
04:10 PM on 02/08/2011
Ben has a jelly bean brain.
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02:36 PM on 02/08/2011
Ben embraces all those multi-colored jellybeans, but his values preclude him from embracing the "Pride Flag".
02:19 PM on 02/08/2011
Ben, I think some of those jelly beans you ate were actually lead paint chips. That would kind of explain things.
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02:18 PM on 02/08/2011
OK, Arizona. Are you sufficiently embarrassed yet by this man?
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wowme
It was worth it.
02:17 PM on 02/08/2011
He must fantasize abt reagan alot, especially in his dreams
08:00 PM on 02/11/2011
duhhh...
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02:10 PM on 02/08/2011
This is an article from the Onion right?............
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rebelriser
artist, published author, activist
01:50 PM on 02/08/2011
What did Quayle do? Bite Reagan to find that he was delicious? Neither was Reagan's taking from the poor to give to the rich delicious. Talk to anyone who lost all college grants so the wealthiest persons in the world could have tax cuts. And talk to persons who remember Reagan's selling weapons to questionable rebels to finance the Contras. Also, how about the fact that after President Carter had an agreement with the Iranions to free the hostages, Reagan made a deal with them to keep the hostages until he was sworn into office. That is NO saint and NO hero. Learn History, People who tend to believe what Republicans, Limbaugh & FOX say.
08:01 PM on 02/11/2011
maybe you should take your own advice....dope
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Gary Riggs
04:41 PM on 03/03/2011
You hit the nail on the head!
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satanlite
Liberal blogger
01:21 PM on 02/08/2011
I couldn't get past the glare of his casual self entitlement to actually see the picture .... I'm guessing it's just another pasty white rich guy face anyway ...
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bradenton
12:33 PM on 02/08/2011
Quayle didn't know the colors all represent different flavors. I'm glad he's making his Dad proud.
11:54 AM on 02/08/2011
LOL at the jelly beans = America metaphor. He writes like a 12 year old. Privilege is the sweetest jelly bean of all, eh Ben?
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RoveRoveRoveYourBoat
.....last one out, turn off the lights.
11:27 AM on 02/08/2011
...........ever wonder what the simple think about?
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02:07 PM on 02/08/2011
The mystery is solved!
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ljmck
Stand Up, Show Up, Speak Up
11:11 AM on 02/08/2011
Deep. Very deep. For someone named Quayle.
08:02 PM on 02/11/2011
That comming from a deep, deep liberal....Dope
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Gary Riggs
04:42 PM on 03/03/2011
randerson007, aren't you missing the Glen Beck broadcast? Dope.
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Michael Valentine
Retired SEIU Member
11:04 AM on 02/08/2011
Jellybeans are the perfect metaphor for Reagan.

Brightly colored and have an exciting flavor but no nutrition, no substance.
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02:07 PM on 02/08/2011
Well, brightly colored anyway..............