CHICAGO
02/07/2011 02:42 pm ET Updated May 25, 2011

Craigslist Posting: 'Will Pay For Pretend Girlfriend' (PHOTO)

Love is, indeed, a many-splendored thing: the intimacy, the affection, the caring, the nagging to get your life together...

Apparently, it's the latter that one Chicago man is looking for in a relationship. According to a Craigslist posting from Sunday afternoon, the 26-year-old in Lakeview is willing to shell out a hundred bucks a week to any woman willing to harangue him into changing his drinking habits.

He insists that the relationship is totally non-sexual, but the last line sort of makes you wonder.