Lindsay Lohan Top 10 List From Last Night's Letterman (VIDEO)

Poor, Dave. He doesn't want to do another Top 10 List about Lindsay Lohan, but she's back in the news so he has to.

This time, Lohan has been charged with stealing a necklace from an LA jewelry store, and as Dave's list shows, even the most whacked out celebrities are probably averting their eyes in shame at this point. Maybe Lohan could use some big brotherly advice from Charlie Sheen or Nick Nolte.

To Dave's credit, he does sieze the opportunity to make a heartfelt plea to "young Hollywood" in an effort to inspire them to get their act together. But we fear it will simply fall on deaf ears.


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Comments

[leorangerie]

12:44 PM on 03/01/2011

Too easy a target.

[SaddleBum]

04:54 PM on 02/13/2011

leno and letterman and kimmel and conan and fallon and ferguson - all piling on with the same tired stuff.

boring.

[repugnicansfearme]

01:04 PM on 02/12/2011

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[Concerned Citizen in CA]

11:32 PM on 02/11/2011

I thought Bill Maher's New Rule punchline about Charlie Sheen and Lindsey Lohan was funnier: "Today a train wreck stopped to watch them!"

[jdrourke]

04:53 PM on 02/11/2011

If Lohan is gonna keep the comedians well fed, they may as well go for it...

http://jdrourke.wordpress.com/2010/11/23/dear-charlie-sheen/

[Skiwee]

04:38 PM on 02/11/2011

Uh....nothing.

[NYCannibal]

01:18 PM on 02/11/2011

What was even funnier during monologue was the bit of new voiceover for the arraignment where judge says "If you record another music cd I'll lock you up for life."

[inmotion2]

11:01 PM on 02/10/2011

When Dave finally figures out she crazy..... she's crazy.

[ValdaDeDieu]

09:31 PM on 02/10/2011

Really, old men shouldn't make fun of young women's indiscretions. There's just something odd about it.

[donotbefat]

01:12 PM on 02/13/2011

There's nothing "odd" about a talk-show host making jokes about celebrities' stupid antics. Your comment is ageist, and makes no sense.

[ValdaDeDieu]

06:04 PM on 02/13/2011

And the fact that you just "can't see" sense in something perfectly sensible makes you feel--good? How's that working for you?

[YouDontWantMeHere]

06:41 PM on 02/10/2011

yeah rights now i'd probably 4getts that never hit a womaens thing(Hay! i saws this1 1st ok?)

[gemini2]

01:53 PM on 02/10/2011

Number 11: She wants to open a luxury boutique inside Goodwill.

[Aldo Rodriguez]

01:28 PM on 02/10/2011

"Top 10 signs Lindsay Lohan is out of control...AGAIN!"

[gemini2]

01:18 PM on 02/10/2011

Number 11: She swears Oprah is her twin sister.

[MsVella]

01:12 PM on 02/10/2011

LOL matching the necklace with her ankle monitor!! Funny.

[Max Shaw]

12:25 PM on 02/10/2011

Only a couple of those were funny. The shoplifting getting in the way of her drinking, and that she wanted the necklace so it would match her ankle monitor..specifically.

[rickthaluddite]

01:44 PM on 02/10/2011

#1 was funny too- Charlie Sheen telling her to "dial it back."

[Pennsylvanianne]

11:14 AM on 02/11/2011

Usually the funniest is No. 2, but this No. 1 was.

[jdrourke]

04:56 PM on 02/11/2011

Can you imagine if Sheen and Lohan had a kid together? He or she would be...well, actually, they'd be like Sheen or Lohan...

http://jdrourke.wordpress.com/2010/11/23/dear-charlie-sheen/