'Bare Naked Bandit' Steals Sausages From Florida Retirement Community (VIDEO)

One retirement community in Estero, Florida got some excitement this weekend when a nude burglar was caught on camera stealing sausages from the community club house, KWCH Eyewitness News reports.

34-year-old Joshua Abernathy can be seen in the video below, wandering around the clubhouse stark naked as he casually removes the links from the ice box and shows himself out.

Abernathy was also accused of stealing napkins and a First-Aid kit, making his sausage-related intentions that much more baffling. He was arrested after being recognized on the video.


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Comments

[Kim0330]

03:28 PM on 04/18/2011

OMG, of all things to steal while you're naked.. Sausage??

[egghumor]

10:49 AM on 02/22/2011

Boring! Not worthy of posting on HP.

[jwald1]

12:23 AM on 02/22/2011

that is an old 34.

[inthedesert]

07:50 PM on 02/21/2011

That guy needs to stop singing and fix that fence that is falling over.

[inthedesert]

07:49 PM on 02/21/2011

You just KNOW this is the biggest story this reporter has ever reported in her entire life.

[inthedesert]

07:46 PM on 02/21/2011

He WAS playing hide the sausage....see how he's walking.

[montemalone]

04:25 PM on 02/21/2011

It would have been interesting if he was playing "hide the sausage".

[yemaya]

06:08 PM on 02/21/2011

that cracked me up! I gotta fan you for that.

[INked281]

03:05 PM on 02/21/2011

He needed a new sausage. They start to deteriorate at that age.
http://www.doesthislookinfectedtoyou.com/

[yemaya]

06:09 PM on 02/21/2011

 I'm scared to click on that link.

[GraniteSkyline]

02:38 PM on 02/21/2011

Munchie run.

Thirty-four? He looks like he// in his mugshot, I thought he was pushing 60.

[yemaya]

06:09 PM on 02/21/2011

I thought the same thing. Meth?

[GraniteSkyline]

07:10 PM on 02/21/2011

Probably. The Death Express.

[pab08]

10:43 AM on 02/21/2011

Kinda sounds like an element of a party at Charlie Sheen's house!