'Bare Naked Bandit' Steals Sausages From Florida Retirement Community (VIDEO)
One retirement community in Estero, Florida got some excitement this weekend when a nude burglar was caught on camera stealing sausages from the community club house, KWCH Eyewitness News reports.
34-year-old Joshua Abernathy can be seen in the video below, wandering around the clubhouse stark naked as he casually removes the links from the ice box and shows himself out.
Abernathy was also accused of stealing napkins and a First-Aid kit, making his sausage-related intentions that much more baffling. He was arrested after being recognized on the video.