Anyone who knew that both comedian Louis C.K. and former Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld would appear on "The Opie and Anthony Show" at the same time could have predicted chaos, but we doubt anyone saw this conversation coming.
In the video below you'll hear C.K. and Rumsfeld chatting on the Sirius XM radio show, casually discussing Rumsfeld's background as an all-American boy and decorated patriot. At about 2:30 in, though, C.K. drops the bomb, citing Rumsfeld's work with Eisenhower, Ford, Nixon, Reagan and both Bush Presidents as reason to believe he may, in fact, be an alien lizard creature.
"There's still those people out there who think Rumsfeld and Dick Cheney are actually lizards," C.K. said. "Literally, there are people who think they are lizards from outer space that eat human flesh."
He asks him outright, over and over: "Are you a lizard? Are you a lizard person?" to which Rumsfeld responds, "Here's the short answer," before telling a pretty lengthy, seemingly unrelated story about how people recognize him in public, pay for his dinners at restaurants and ask for handshakes and autographs.
All the while you can hear C.K. snickering and saying "he's a lizard" in the background
Listen to the entire, nearly 20 minute segment below to hear C.K. continue to berate Rumsfeld, despite the show's hosts repeatedly trying to apologize for him and steer the conversation elsewhere. Not only does C.K. continue to ask if Rumsfeld is a lizard, but if he has eaten human flesh or "any Mexican babies" before. (Via The Daily What)
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