Charlie Sheen Side Effects (PICTURES)

"I am on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen."

Have you talked to your doctor about prescription-strength Charlie Sheen? It's not for everyone. If you aren't a Warlock or if you don't like having your face melted off, Charlie Sheen may not be right for you. You should talk to your doctor about the other drugs you're taking and see if Charlie Sheen could provide the relief you need. For more information, see our ad in "Golf Magazine," or just take a look at the potential side effects in the slideshow below.

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Unless you have real tiger blood pumping through your veins, taking "Charlie Sheen" makes your face melt and your body explode. Afterwards, children will weep over your corpse.

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Unless you have real tiger blood pumping through your veins, taking "Charlie Sheen" makes your face melt and your body explode. Afterwards, children will weep over your corpse.

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[comicpro]

04:52 PM on 03/02/2011

Haters! Charlie do you!!!!As a single man I can only say can I hang out with you Charlie?

[BestFunnyBlog]

01:17 PM on 03/02/2011

Side effect #14: You turn into a transvestite and dance in front of a webcam for the whole world to see.

[the empiricist]

12:42 PM on 03/02/2011

If only Brittany had been a better wife to him maybe he wouldn't be such a mess. What about the kids???

[MacGuillicuddy The Cat]

08:57 PM on 03/02/2011

Surely you jest.

[Theresa Hroncich]

09:23 PM on 03/02/2011

Yes sooth and so do you.

[Matt Mewhorter]

12:33 PM on 03/02/2011

This is the best video spoof I have seen with Charlie Sheen in it. It's a wonder why, with all the news, that this video hasn't gone viral yet:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ldbyUrHTcBM

[nokaoi]

11:49 AM on 03/02/2011

this must be the same writer who was used for the oscar hosts.

[Rosie2]

10:36 AM on 03/02/2011

He said HE was on a drug called Charlie Sheen, not that anyone else was. He was speaking for himself. AH, the media trying for another media circus. I guess the days of making money off Lindsay, Brittany are gone and they need a new money maker.

[Rosie2]

10:31 AM on 03/02/2011

They're going to do to Charlie Sheen, just as they did to Brittany Spears, Lindsay Lohan, Michael Jackson etc. and anyone else they can kick while they're down. It's becoming the American way, anyone with sucess and money that might have a personal issue....It's take them down and get as much money from them as possible. Pathetic!







1, Charlie Sheen has a point, the producers and writers are making tons off him so why not go for it himself.

[Yam716]

01:22 PM on 03/02/2011

"Charlie Sheen has a point, the producers and writers are making tons off him so why not go for it himself."--Completely agree!

[rostov007]

09:34 AM on 03/02/2011

Horribly unfunny.

[Urbane Worrier]

07:24 AM on 03/02/2011

Over TWENTY separate articles featuring Charlie Sheen posted on HP on 3/3/ 2011.

Meanwhile you have the cheek to publish an article titled ' exploiting Charlie Sheen.'
Its not just the tv new networks exploiting this man's breakdown.

[lvx11378]

12:27 AM on 03/03/2011

Charlie Sheen isn't having a breakdown. Charlie Sheen doesn't do breakdowns, he does breakups. That's where you break your way out of the subterranean Hades-like world of the Troll King and his evil denizens, who exploit truly gifted people; alien hybrid ninja navy seals, bro. Poets. Freakin' tidal waves of awe and destruction that rain down the b*tchin' joy and ecstasy of their entertaining words to poor feeble slobs in front of their brainwashing consoles. You just can't process it. No one can. This man is an example to all of us on how to do what you want, when you want, with the porn stars and the drugs that you want, at the rehab you want, and win! Game over, final score, rhymes with Charlie Sheen...WIN!

This is my official b*tchin' application for the position of Charlie Sheen's: Magical Warlock Speech Writer/ Personal Assistant. ...seriously, Charlie, call me.

[Marklar]

04:06 AM on 03/03/2011

I wish I was an alien hybrid ninja navy seal...anyone know how one would go about getting that gig?

[Urbane Worrier]

06:03 AM on 03/03/2011

:D

You are the guy from 'Thank you for smoking' and I now claim my prize!

Loving it!

[CRZY I]

07:08 AM on 03/02/2011

When Chuck Norris needs a pick-me-up he takes Charlie Sheen.

[PerotVentuSheehCarte]

03:29 AM on 03/02/2011

Will Obama address the September 11 questions from Charlie Sheen?

[MassTeacher]

03:05 AM on 03/02/2011

Ask your doctor if Charlie Sheen is right for you.

[Fretslayer]

01:58 PM on 03/02/2011

possible side effects could include: exploding ego, dribble lip, a winning DUH, porn star's crack addiction, and occasional drowsiness.

[axt113]

02:08 AM on 03/02/2011

I thought those parties involved Magic: the gathering

Great now what will I do with my Sliver Deck

[Fretslayer]

01:58 PM on 03/02/2011

Charlie attacks you with a Pouncing Warlock (with a +3 kicker)

[Marklar]

02:01 AM on 03/02/2011

That was pretty great...but how do you go from turning into an F-18 fighter jet and then become a warlock...seriously, first I'm a person, then I'm a jet, then I'm a person again that is just senseless...I mean really? how would I continue to take Charlie Sheen if I was a freakin fighter jet...also can I fly by myself or does some dude have to fly me? If I can fly by myself, awesome, if I need to have another person inside me to get off the ground? No thanks, I'm straight.

[MassTeacher]

03:06 AM on 03/02/2011

I think it's like a 'Transformers' thing.

[Sol76]

01:27 AM on 03/02/2011

I would not touch it. This drug is a gateway to Two and a Half Men.