Vanity Fair's James Wolcott Trashes Piers Morgan
Many questions torment America in its dark night of the soul, questions more urgently pressing, and yet it must be asked: How did we get stuck with Piers Morgan? Who is he, why is he here, is he returnable?
(Morgan's response: "No, I'm not. So maybe remove head from bitchy, pompous, humourless a**?")