Dangerous Minds is often an invaluable resource for cringe-worthy vintage advertising, but this one is in a category all by itself.
Looking for the perfect gift for the miserable cad in your life? Perhaps he'd like a stuffed and mounted fake head of a woman he never had sex with. According to the sales pitch, this item is, "...for every man to boast of his conquests."
Now, we know what you're thinking: you're saying to yourself, "I'd love to have a severed woman's head on my wall, but I can't take all the yapping." Not to worry, the ad assures us that "...one of the nicest qualities is that they don't talk back!"
And only $2.98? Now, that really is too good to be true.