Ke$ha Distributes 10,000 Condoms With Her Face On It

Not many people know this, but Ke$ha is apparently a vocal advocate of responsible partying. Despite her proclivity to brushing her teeth with Jack Daniels, Ke$ha is balls to the wall promoting safe sex. Obviously the best way to do this was for her to put her face on 10,000 condom wrappers, with the word "Cannibal" emblazoned at the bottom.

Speaking to BBC 1 in 2009 she hinted at the possibility of prophylactics at her concerts, teasing, "If you come to a live show, it's a sensory assault. You will leave covered in sweat, beer, glitter, and, just maybe, you'll get a special edition Ke$ha condom. If it breaks, you have to name your daughter or son after me."

Well to each her own. Starting Monday, Ke$ha condoms will be fired out of a cannon to all of her concert attendees (via TMZ). The condoms will be Lifestyle brand; make sure to pick one up if you want to associate the ritual devouring of human flesh with your nethers.

Comments

[LibertarianJon]

02:11 PM on 04/16/2011

When you put one on, do you end up with a terrible make up job and a dwindling career??

[Sean Connolly]

11:39 PM on 03/20/2011

KE$HA SUCK

[erickaf]

07:30 AM on 03/17/2011

Maybe this will get people to get protected. It is hard to understand why people are still having trouble using a condom. Join the discussion here: http://joycesaintcyr.com/?p=832

[butchcliff]

05:50 AM on 03/09/2011

Is the printing done at manufacturing level or added after? Does the ink or paint have
any toxic ingredients? Are they utile? Know if I was a women, wouldn't want to see that
face heading toward me. Heard people keep them only as collector's items of a sort.

[mflorian]

09:12 AM on 03/09/2011

There's the Ke$ha, the Tommy Lee, the oddly unwrapped Bill Clinton.

Collect them all! Trade 'em with your friends!

[butchcliff]

09:20 AM on 03/09/2011

Would have to just collect them. Don't think I could use the Tommy Lee.

[AllyCat7]

04:31 AM on 03/09/2011

Sweat, beer, and glitter? Gross

[sb250guy]

03:17 AM on 03/09/2011

I live in Japan. I only know of Ke$ha because of these articles on the Internet. No one here has any idea who she is and I have never heard her music in public (I've only heard her on YouTube). Sometimes It's really nice to not live in the US.

[AllyCat7]

04:28 AM on 03/09/2011

Lucky you lol

[Missy Hayashi]

04:35 AM on 03/09/2011

Im not a fan but I too live in Japan and I have heard her music played in clothing stores.

[sb250guy]

04:42 AM on 03/09/2011

OK. Fair enough. I'm a guy. I spend as little time in clothing stores as possible.

[Ppfffftt]

01:09 AM on 03/09/2011

The fine print under "Cannibal" reads "Don't make the mistake my parents did, love Ke$ha."

Oh god, that was bad.

[AllyCat7]

04:28 AM on 03/09/2011

So bad it was good lol

[jasmar]

10:50 PM on 03/08/2011

I hope they are new ones.

[trebledamages]

11:50 PM on 03/08/2011

The condoms probably exceeded their expiration date, just like Ke$ha's career.

[KJLSanDiego]

09:31 PM on 03/08/2011

I think most guys would consider that a real "downer"!

[Nicotone]

08:13 PM on 03/08/2011

I don't understand the negativity. She's encouraging safe sex, prophylactic use. Why the snark?

[LibertyRoy]

08:53 PM on 03/08/2011

Simple. Look at how she lives the rest of her life.

[lovely09]

07:27 PM on 03/08/2011

If she is that "active", I hope she utilizes the condoms each and every time. She appears "gym sock/cat litter" stinky like Russell Brand.

[alicks]

07:27 PM on 03/08/2011

Cannibal? Wow.

[khg1]

07:19 PM on 03/08/2011

Why? So the one time she gets laid the guy can wear 10,000 condoms? Or is that 50,000 guys double bagging?

[Dr Confuso]

06:31 PM on 03/08/2011

More condoms than brain cells...

[sirbobloblaw666]

05:48 PM on 03/08/2011

Just the photo of her face is birth control enough, who is this talentless chick?

[khg1]

07:19 PM on 03/08/2011

Just a MAC and Auto Tune... you aren't missing anything.

[Anarchy4hire]

09:37 PM on 03/08/2011

I'm to understand she washes her mouth out with jack daniels instead of listering...a surefire role model for today's girls