Celebrity Book Deals (PHOTOS)

Charlie Sheen is currently shopping his memoir and is expecting a big pay day.

There are countless full time writers who can't get published by a major house, but there are plenty of celebrities who, though seemingly barely literate, get book deals. How about giving them reality television shows and just calling it a day?

Here are some of the most annoying celebrity book deals ever.

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Untitled Bristol Palin memoir

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I think they deserved it THIS person got a book deal?!

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[ABQ AW]

07:40 AM on 04/25/2011

Are these BOOKS or DOORSTOPS? Well, at least maybe we should first find out how many POUNDS they weigh-in at.... Then again, we may already know enough...

[Shanon Smith]

09:04 AM on 04/11/2011

I've never even heard of most of these people...

[Ozarks]

12:00 AM on 03/17/2011

Most irritating : Slam dunk Tenet

[Gronkie]

04:16 PM on 03/16/2011

Every one is waste of good trees.

However, what's the deal with teasing the story with a picture of Charlie Sheen and then not giving him a slide?

[PodgoricaBen]

03:59 PM on 03/16/2011

I doubt most of these people read books, so why should they be allowed to "write" (we all know they really didn't) one?

Certainly, no one should read them.

[Deb Jesser]

03:46 PM on 03/15/2011

I am humbled by the literary accomplishments of Bristol Palin.

[levresamant]

07:57 AM on 03/15/2011

People really buy this crap?

[GraceNotes]

02:46 PM on 03/14/2011

You forgot Miley Cyrus' memoir, "Miles To Go." Hint, you are 17, of course you still have miles to go, so why are you writing your memoir?

[NRdrummer89]

01:18 PM on 03/16/2011

Don't forget Bieber and Snooki

[HXMarzo]

01:01 PM on 03/14/2011

What about that snoogie or Snookie girl.... It was practically offensive that she gets a deal out of parting in Jesey.

[tinaterrific]

11:57 AM on 03/14/2011

who the heck is Katie Price?

[ESerafina42]

01:10 PM on 03/14/2011

I wondered that myself. There's a Celtic-style singer/songwriter named Kate Price, but I think her makeup style is more natural.

[Sunflo]

06:29 PM on 03/14/2011

A British starlet. Her antics are fodder for the press over there.

[CAhye]

10:43 AM on 03/14/2011

whoa here, who could possibly be upset with jared? that dude deserves all good that comes to him for being such an inspiration

[ChubsyUbsy]

10:40 AM on 03/14/2011

HP simply couldn't let another day go by without a story featuring Charlie Sheen's mug on it...

[imonlyhereforthelaughs]

10:02 AM on 03/14/2011

Is there an "All of the Above" option?

[PrairieGayCompanion]

10:01 AM on 03/14/2011

So, why was Charlie Sheen used as the hook but isn't part of the poll?

[Six Gator]

01:19 PM on 03/14/2011

he'll be out with one soon...you can bet your ---!

[Laurie Bellx]

09:55 AM on 03/14/2011

Whom the gods would destroy, they first make mad
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