COMEDY
03/15/2011 05:17 pm ET | Updated May 25, 2011

What We're Actually 'Bewaring' On The Ides Of March (CHART)

When the soothsayer warned Ceasar to "beware the Ides of March," what he meant was, "Look out, dude, you're gonna get stabbed by, like, everyone on the 15th."

Fortunately, today we have smaller, but more numerous, things to worry about. So in honor of the Ides, we created a chart to break down what we're "bewaring" right now.