A local Houston Fox affiliate had an interesting report recently on a hot new workout class: Pole Dancing For Jesus.
It's a women's only class that happens once a month and you have to bring your church program to get in. At that point, it's pretty much what you'd expect: your average, run-of-the-mill pole-dancing class powered by Christian rock music. Women are encouraged to develop a positive self-image through the class, celebrating the body God gave them.
And now we'll go celebrate the hysterical blindness God just gave us.
Thanks to Lizz Winstead for spotting this.