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11 Lamest 'Jersey Shore' Products (PHOTOS)

The Huffington Post     First Posted: 03/26/11 12:19 PM ET   Updated: 05/26/11 06:12 AM ET

When you think about it, giving a thumbs up to a bronzer probably is the best thing one of the cast members from "Jersey Shore" can do for their fellow man. These aren't people who have hidden talents or depths that will one day enrich the whole of human experience. So we're not casting aspersions on the idea of Jwoww or The Sitch endorsing something. We're just recognizing that like their celebrity spokespersons, these products really have nothing to offer.

The Official GTL Laundry Bag
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Gym, tanning and laundry make up the mythical "GTL", the main drive of douche bags everywhere. After the phrase was coined on the first season of the "Jersey Shore" it was only a matter of time before there was the eventual product cash-in. The Situation teamed with Green Garmento to fill this need with a reusable laundry bag. The bag is both environmentally friendly (green) and comes in two colors: black and eye-blinding green. You can spot the official bag because of it's signature tribal style logo, which is totally not douchey. Picture via Green Garmento
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When you think about it, giving a thumbs up to a bronzer probably is the best thing one of the cast members from "Jersey Shore" can do for their fellow man. These aren't people who have hidden talent...
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imtheyeti
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01:49 PM on 03/28/2011
These "articles" should come with a disclaimer. Yet, I read it.
I think I just lost several brain cells.
There they go.....
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drewbob
smoke'em if you got 'em
51 Fans
10:05 AM on 03/28/2011
its a trick question, ANYTHING that has to do that show it effing lame.
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CHMB
What's long and brown and sticky? A Stick.
751 Fans
09:34 AM on 03/28/2011
Where is the Jersery Shore brand of antibiotics for the clap?
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GraphicMatt
Somebody make me a sandwich!
1124 Fans
01:47 PM on 03/28/2011
Alas, any STD you get from these dregs is immune to any standard cure. Just last week they tested some genital crabs from Snooki's cookie and discovered that they had an insidious case of herpes.
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CHMB
What's long and brown and sticky? A Stick.
751 Fans
02:05 PM on 03/28/2011
Oh my goodness, that was bloody hilarious!!

Well done!
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RedBirdy
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08:29 AM on 03/28/2011
I don't tan so maybe that explains my ignorance... but i'm not sure they should be that dark. I mean, I'm black and they're darker than me.
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kyeshinka
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10:22 PM on 03/27/2011
I was shaking my head until No. 10 and lost it altogether.
Since when does America make a vodka worth drinking? Smirnoff, maybe, but its original recipe is Russian.
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anikhanj
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09:57 PM on 03/27/2011
I hate these people...
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rockinrod
"Those that I fight I do not hate."
1280 Fans
09:54 PM on 03/27/2011
When did Snooki graduate from cleaning out hotel rooms to product endorsements? And I don't mean that as an insult to people who clean out hotel rooms...
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InABox
Because I couldn't think of a catchier screen name
390 Fans
09:48 PM on 03/27/2011
The lamest product of all is "Jersey Shore" itself.
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CabCurious
green green green
1056 Fans
09:46 PM on 03/27/2011
I came back just to listen to Angelina's song again.

It's so bad that it belongs in a museum or something. There are all kinds of horrible music out there, but few of them are horrible in every possible way. They couldn't even produce a standard, generic pop beat. There's not a sliver of soul in this music. It's like the worst imaginable 4 seconds of meaningless sex put into a bubble gum song.

For that reason, i love it.
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Stephanie Watts
Don't Take the Bait
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09:05 PM on 03/27/2011
"the world's smoothest American vodka'? LMAO!
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ivan ko
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08:01 PM on 03/27/2011
When I see these people I feel bad for Italians.
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brooklyncitizen
Quaerite primum regnum dei
799 Fans
09:57 PM on 03/27/2011
They aren't all Italian. They are just representative of a certain mentality in NYC/Long Island/Staten Island/Jersey
Snooki is from Chile, Ronnie is Latino, J Wow is Irish...and I'm concerned I even know this.yikes
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inARCTICulate
310 Fans
08:39 AM on 03/28/2011
I think these gals ARE from Venus.
The men from Uranus, not Mars.
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thundermummy
my micro-bio is empty
493 Fans
07:20 PM on 03/27/2011
Crap crap and more crap.
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mowgli2071
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07:01 PM on 03/27/2011
Cross my heart, smack me dead, stick an octopus on my head.
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