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The Best Government Shutdown Pickup Lines

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Apparently the looming government shutdown has some Twitter users in the mood.

The hashtag #govtshutdownpickuplines sprung up on Twitter earlier today, leaving the micro-blogging community to take its best attempt at turning this federal fiasco into awkward political satire. Here's a sample of the best tweets:

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