Goody, goody gumdrops! Page Six got us just what we've always wanted -- beauty tips courtesy of Joan Rivers.
The fashion policewoman recently revealed to the gossip column, "I always spray my costumes with vodka and water. It's an old Broadway trick -- two-thirds water and one-third vodka, spray your armpits and you'll never smell again."
It turns out that (one of) our liquor(s)-of-choice does ostensibly make for a good odor-masker. eHow has several different recipes for the do-it-yourself deodorant -- you can either simply dab it on or boil it down with some cornstarch and beeswax and create your own stick.
Thanks, Joanie, for the tip.
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