The Onion Makes Fun Of Lesser Known Authors

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CINCINNATI—Shortly before her reading Tuesday at local bookstore Word Mentality, author Francine Massey told reporters that she does her absolute best for everyone who comes out to see her, whether it's just three people or a much larger crowd of nine people.

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[woodleigh]

12:52 AM on 04/15/2011

JESUS THE LAST NEPHILIM.
'Many millions of Earth years passed and the process of evolution resulted in an ape man(Neanderthal)being formed.Then the Nephilim arrived on the the planet Earth.
'But palaeontologists and neuron atomists assure us that this pivotal moment in the drama of human evolution happened sometime within the last 3 million years.AND IT HAPPENED QUITE SUDDENLY.The first brains appeared on Earth about 600 million years ago,spent a leisurely 430 million years or so evolving into the brains of the earliest primates and another 70 million years or so evolving into the brains of the first protohumans.( from Prof.Daniel Gilbert)."We cannot wait millions of years," "Let us make man in our image and after our likeness."

[Bill Dodds]

08:40 PM on 04/14/2011

My worst (or most memorable, depending on your point of view) signing experience as an author was at a mall bookstore scheduled on an evening when the mall was closed. Not a lot of drop-ins that night.

Kindle has made my life a lot easier.

www.BillDodds.com

[Kzinga]

02:22 PM on 04/14/2011

I have no fans and ive just started but its still so tragic.

[gardenofproserpine]

07:09 PM on 04/14/2011

I'm delighted to be your first fan just for your sense of humor. We all have to start somewhere.

When we start writing there is the pencil and a blank page and then comes the first word.

[Kzinga]

02:21 PM on 04/14/2011

Im a lesser known author .

Maybe someone will read this comment.

[Wookiee1972]

10:20 PM on 04/16/2011

Yo.