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'Nothing Tastes As Good As Skinny Feels' Now Available On A Onesie (PHOTOS, POLL)

The Huffington Post  
First Posted: 04/15/2011 8:26 am Updated: 06/15/2011 5:12 am

Kate Moss' words of wisdom have finally ended up where they belong: on merchandise for the masses.

The Daily Mail points out that the supermodel's preferred slogan is being proffered even on kid-and baby-sized t-shirts by Zazzle.com. For only $23.95, your infant can spit up his or her pureed peas onto a onesie reading "Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels."

A spokesman for Zazzle UK told the British newspaper: "Zazzle does not have a specific comment on the 'size-zero slogan' merchandise. Because Zazzle is a custom products platform, it enables all users to create their own products that feature their own content." Read: the messed up views reflected on this customizable t-shirt still offered for sale on our website do not necessarily reflect the opinions of the entire company. We're just trying to make money off of them, obvs.

Anyway, it's never too early to get impressionable children started down the dark path to eating disorder hell. Also available in a "Please don't feed the model" version. And both are 100 percent organic cotton, so you can pat yourself on the back because you're, you know, doing something awesome for the environment.

Quick Poll

"Size Zero" onesies:

HARMLESS! Just a joke...

HORRENDOUS! These should be pulled, stat.

Unsure.

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Fetus
Writer-Better Wombs & Gardens,The Blastocyst
04:48 PM on 04/18/2011
Are they available for feti?
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onionboy
Blessed are the Cheese Makers
07:16 PM on 04/18/2011
I had to go straight to Urban Dictionary for that. I'm over 40.
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MissMel10
Ignoring trolls one "have a good day" at a time!
08:25 AM on 04/18/2011
I can usually see the humor in just about anything, but I struggle to find anything at all funny about this. It's sad actually and makes me question the self-esteem of any mother who would allow her child to wear one. Sad.
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AgathaX
Pro-science; anti-using-the-world-as-one-big-lab.
09:15 PM on 04/17/2011
So horrible they're almost funny. Almost.
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doglove
02:47 PM on 04/17/2011
Those Pro-Ana pics above are pretty upsetting too.

Those gals look like they might die soon.
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Amber Berglund
Just say "no" to shiny pants.
07:19 PM on 04/17/2011
One (at least) is already dead...r.i.p. Ana Carolina Reston.
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carmenalex
STR8 AGAINST H8
12:47 PM on 04/17/2011
Nothing fits as good as self acceptance feels.
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Ryosuke91t
Now you know, and knowing is half the battle..
04:53 PM on 04/18/2011
This post should be stickied to the top of the thread...
12:06 PM on 04/17/2011
We can solve this by having someone feed that baby some sweet potatoes. Very had to get sweet potato stains out, onesie is ruined, life goes on.
10:24 AM on 04/17/2011
THIS IS ACTUALLY NOT HER SAYING! I HAVE A SHIRT FROM WHEN I WORKED AT NUTRI SYSTEM IN THE LATE 80'S THAT SAYS ON IT " NOTHING TASTES AS GOOD AS THIN FEELS" All she did was copy it and out in Skinny, I know it was a lot of controversy then. We had to stop wearing the shirts. Any way just my opinion.
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Margery Kempe
Raised by wolves. Phd in
02:47 AM on 04/17/2011
The only thing more tacky would be a caption: "Tastes like Chicken."

Though I'm sure others can think of better worst possible captions.
11:30 PM on 04/16/2011
How adorable! Just think babies used to just have pink and blue with little ducks and now they have a great variety of slogans they can wear and there are so many cute little black clothes with skulls on them too. How adorable!!
11:28 PM on 04/16/2011
What you don't understand about the Problem with this product is twofold. Healthy doesn't look the same on everyone. There is a real discrimination connected to how one looks. We lose sight of the human beings inside. The part that really makes a difference. Judging someone you don't know by a warped standard of normal or healthy is a loss for everyone. It's not about the baby. It's about what we value. it's about what we want our children to value. I'd like to believe we can change that by being responsible for we do.
09:43 PM on 04/16/2011
The important question is: What do the BABIES think???
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onionboy
Blessed are the Cheese Makers
05:26 PM on 04/18/2011
Booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooob.
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SteveDenver
Progressive and liberal, just like Jesus Christ.
08:39 PM on 04/16/2011
I still think "My mommy likes to f**k" is funnier.
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doglove
02:44 PM on 04/17/2011
funny enough to get you f & f' d!
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purenergy
06:23 PM on 04/17/2011
lmfao
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Deborah Marshall
Taking life with the good and the bad and sometime
07:30 PM on 04/16/2011
You might want to look at the parent who indeed buys one of these shirts. It is awful that we have babies wearing slogans like billboards what happened to ducks, chickies, puppies and kittens slogans have no place on infant clothing.
03:21 PM on 04/16/2011
What I think the issue here is, is tht this was a stupid and dangerously glib idea that does not need greater circulation.
02:09 PM on 04/16/2011
What the hell?