05/05/2011 04:41 pm ET | Updated Jul 05, 2011

This Week In Ridiculous Stock Photos

This Week In Ridiculous Stock Photos has a simple mission: to lampoon the unintentionally hilarious pictures we are exposed to everyday on websites, in advertisements, magazines, pamphlets and more. Some stock photos do a great job not looking staged, making them ideal to portray specific situations without words.

...But not these. It's hard to imagine any of the following stock photos making sense in ANY context, let alone by themselves. That's why we pair them with the equally ridiculous captions they deserve. Vote for your favorite and try your own captions in the comments.