Comedian Louis Katz once had a roommate who played the didgeridoo and adopted a cat named Dave Meowthews from a dumpster. Funny stuff to hear about? Sure. Fun stuff to actually live through? Probably not.
So if you're on the fence about whether or not it's a good idea to shack up with a woman who rubs crystals on her armpits every morning, maybe take Louis' story into consideration before you take the leap.
Warning: Semi-NSFW depiction of tree fellatio.