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06/12/2011 01:08 pm ET | Updated Aug 12, 2011

Happy Hot Dog Man Turns Hot Dogs Into People, Haunts Dreams (VIDEO)

Barbecue season is upon us, which means it's time for people to get in touch with their heritage by firing up a grill and heating up some all-American hot dogs and hamburgers.

But you know what you shouldn't have to deal with this summer? Eating a single hot dog that isn't shaped like a tiny person. That's right. You've lived too long in the shadows.

Happy Hot Dog Man is a product that slices your boring, normal frank into the tiny pink beef man of your culinary dreams. Because nothing says "appetizing" like faux cannibalism!

If you don't believe us, just let this infomercial fill in the blanks. It sells itself, really.

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