William Tapley: Denver International Airport Rife With Phallic Symbols

Denver International Airport has--once again--drawn the attention of conspiracy theorists. This time, though, the focus isn't on Bluecifer, the rumored detention facilities below DIA, or even the airport's "strangely large amount of space." This time the focus is slightly more adult themed.

The analysis, brought to you by William Tapley, also known as the "Third Eagle of the Apocolypse" and "The Co-Prophet of the End Times."

Tapley's YouTube conclusions landed himsquarely on Anderson Cooper's ridiculist. A placement he contends in this (somehow more entertaining) rebuttal, titled "Porn at the Denver International Airport."

Comments

[midwestkel]

02:17 PM on 06/20/2011

Unless there is some kind of penetration I'm going to say that it isn't porn...

[Olderandwiser55]

09:07 PM on 06/18/2011

He spent a lot of time thinking about porn-you wonder....

[Alex Gartzia]

03:54 PM on 06/18/2011

Being out of a serious job and embracing hobbies can clearly get out of hand. (No Pun Intended)

[kclz2420]

02:18 AM on 06/17/2011

Listen up, kids. This is why you don't want an art degree

[Alex Gartzia]

03:55 PM on 06/18/2011

Architectural Porn is new.

[tamparob]

02:47 PM on 06/16/2011

According to Mr. Wizard here, a rectangular sign is phallic. HuffPo is making me type in a phallic symbol. Heathens.

[Tinkerer13]

10:36 AM on 06/16/2011

His nose is phallic.

[AllisonAEB]

09:21 AM on 06/16/2011

I wish I had that much free time

[gdatomic]

08:08 PM on 06/15/2011

This guy needs a good night on the town... Might help him work out his fantasies someplace where they have a bit more meaning and humanity.

[MyrtleJune]

08:05 PM on 06/15/2011

Well, Bless his heart.

[TwasBrillig]

02:35 PM on 06/16/2011

Lol. Your comment cracked me up as much as his video.