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William Tapley: Denver International Airport Rife With Phallic Symbols

The Huffington Post     First Posted: 06/15/11 08:39 PM ET   Updated: 08/15/11 06:12 AM ET

Denver International Airport has--once again--drawn the attention of conspiracy theorists. This time, though, the focus isn't on Bluecifer, the rumored detention facilities below DIA, or even the airport's "strangely large amount of space." This time the focus is slightly more adult themed.

The analysis, brought to you by William Tapley, also known as the "Third Eagle of the Apocolypse" and "The Co-Prophet of the End Times."

Tapley's YouTube conclusions landed himsquarely on Anderson Cooper's ridiculist. A placement he contends in this (somehow more entertaining) rebuttal, titled "Porn at the Denver International Airport."

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