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Father's Day 2011: The Funniest Quotes By Comedians (PHOTOS)

First Posted: 06/19/11 12:24 PM ET   Updated: 08/17/11 06:12 AM ET

From awkward embarrassment to just-plain-awful embarrassment to downright humiliation, Father's Day memories can stir up emotions you probably haven't felt in a while. But between finding the perfect gift for the man who coached your little-league team while wearing shorts that were a bit too tight, and writing the perfect card for the man who maybe tried to flirt with your teacher a couple times, chances are you experienced some straight-up feelings of love.

And if you happen to be a comedian, what better way to demonstrate that love than to share those embarrassing moments in front of everyone? In this spirit, we've rounded up the best father-related material from some of our favorite comedians. Here's laughing at you, Dad.

Woody Allen
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My father worked for the same firm for twelve years. They fired him. They replaced him with a tiny gadget - this big - that does everything my father does, only it does it much better. The depressing thing is, my mother ran out and bought one.
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