"How did your fish die?"
"It was hit by a car."
Jokes don't come more streamlined than that. But the question remains: Would you be this chill after someone crashed their car into your store? Probably not.
Of course we're not sure what part of this we find more bizarre: the aquarium owner's levity, or the glee with which the Australian news anchors report on it.
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