06/20/2011 01:53 pm ET Updated Aug 20, 2011

Bud Light Lime, Club Orange Ads Are Basically Porn (VIDEO)

You'll never look at a lime the same way again.

Adhering to the adage "sex sells," these two ads, one for Bud Light Lime and the other for Club Orange, push near nudity and sexual-innuendo to their OK-for-TV limits.

The Bud ad stars UFC "ring girl" arianny celeste, apparently without clothes on, swimming in a sea of limes as she spouts lines like "I love a good submission."

The Club Orange commercial features scantily clad women expressing the virtues of only using "the best bits."

The ads are pretty much NSFW, though there's no actual nudity.