Patrick Warburton's Roller Coaster Safety Tips (VIDEO)

Patrick Warburton ("Seinfeld," "The Tick," Joe Swanson on "Family Guy") stars in this helpful video from Funny Or Die, teaching us the true meaning of roller coaster safety. And by "true meaning" we mean "probably the worst advice we've ever heard, but still really, really funny."

Warburton is "sheriff of this here roller coaster," and instructs its riders on how to remain safe at all times while riding this entirely normal and completely stable roller coaster. Don't forget your passport, and make sure you have room for a meal. (It's all explained in the video.)

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Comments

[westreal]

09:17 AM on 06/30/2011

HA!

[the902inc]

06:36 PM on 06/29/2011

Good Ole "Putty" !!! Bet Ya All Dont Know Where Patrick Warburton Is Originally From? Same Place Jason Lee {My Name Is Earl} & I Are From: HUNTINGTON BEACH, CA.....Surfs Up !!!!!

[Bryan Au]

01:07 PM on 06/29/2011

What? No raw organic lunch or vegan menu items? What the heck partner?

[Joan Polsino]

06:24 AM on 06/29/2011

Is this a real rollar coaster? Or just a spoof? And has anyone used that mouth guard before you? Yuk!

[HighInfoVoter]

08:32 AM on 06/29/2011

It's 16 miles long and requires a passport for an international border crossing. How real does that sound?

[wakohnen]

05:26 AM on 06/29/2011

Come see it all in person....come one come all. Just pay $100 at the gate and sign this waiver and you are good to gooooooooooooo............gotta love it

[Kevin Moreson]

03:07 AM on 06/29/2011

Pretty lame.

[Wake Up Call]

02:36 AM on 06/29/2011

His best role is Brock Sampson on the Venture Brothers series.

[sunnigrl0923]

01:45 AM on 06/29/2011

He does the Soarin' video in disneyworld too! hahahaha

[worvic]

12:45 AM on 06/29/2011

I am lovin it. So funny! I want a kids chicken lunch pack! How did he not crack a smile. He was good! I am wondering what the red one did? I have to see that one again. Gonna send that to some friends of mine. I don't want them to miss the safety tips of riding a roller coaster.

[King Nine]

01:18 AM on 06/29/2011

!

[nowstopit]

12:15 AM on 06/29/2011

Wow ! I havent stop laughing, this stuff is so funny. Please Stop!

[scottjoy3]

11:54 PM on 06/28/2011

I don't get it.

[bi1]

10:35 PM on 06/28/2011

good break from the other trash

[fanetiks]

10:21 PM on 06/28/2011

Why the mention of past series Warburton was in, but not his current series, "Rules of Engagement" on CBS? It is possible to see this beautiful man regularly, every week. He's on every episode, along with another beautiful man, Oliver Hudson. (That's for you guys who in a month will be allowed to marry in NYS.)

[ecurbwl]

10:03 PM on 06/28/2011

This was a Hoot ! I believe this guy is the same guy that is in the pre-boarding video at Soaring Over California at California Adventure Park at Disneyland, California.

[Mayce Rosario]

09:55 PM on 06/28/2011

ok i actually chuckled [-...-] *just slightly*