Sex Shop Robbery: Justin Dale Little Jim Arrested For Allegedly Breaking Into Sex Shop, 'Attempting Sexual Relations' With Blow-Up Doll

Police in Virginia say a sex shop burglar couldn't even wait to get home before he started enjoying his pillaged booty.

Investigators in Woodbridge claim Justin Dale Little Jim, a 28-year-old U.S. Army officer, broke into an adult novelty store at around 2:45 a.m. on July 5.

When officers arrived on the scene, a police dog lead them to a closet, where they allegedly found the suspect "attempting sexual relations" with a blow-up doll, prosecutors told Inside Nova.

"It's sad ... our stuff is reasonably priced. Anyone can come in here and purchase it," Jerry Poe, the manager of MVC Late Night sex shop, told WJLA.

Little Jim has been charged with burglary, grand larceny, and destruction of property for the incident.

He is being held in Prince William County jail in lieu of $5,000 bond, according to The Smoking Gun.

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Comments

[Peachy Peach]

09:14 AM on 08/01/2011

I wonder if he learned the lessons in this. Lmfao

[FreeSwingingSoul]

03:25 PM on 07/15/2011

It's actually the same attitude that most men have with real women...."try before you buy."

[Tena]

12:28 PM on 07/14/2011

"Courtrooms are the place to prove your innocence -- not demonstrate your guilt. "

No, they are not. This is a bete noire of mine because it just demonstrates the widespread misunderstanding of our criminal justice system. Courtrooms are the places for the government to prove you're guilty. You are innocent until proven guilty in the United States. It's not the other way round.

[zenju2]

07:19 AM on 07/12/2011

The very flower of humanity, H. sap at its finest.
Some humans scare the cr@p outta me.

[Fred Rubble]

11:25 PM on 07/11/2011

Never one to pass up a free commercial plug, Jerry Poe plugs his store, "It's sad ... our stuff is reasonably priced. Anyone can come in here and purchase it." Well Jerry, maybe he wanted to see if it fit first!

[JumpinJiminy]

06:31 PM on 07/11/2011

Well...if he goes to jail for this...he won't be needing a blowup doll I fear. Why not just buy the dang doll and save your career? Or actually steal the doll and take it off the premises instead of getting down to business with it right there in the store...that must have been one hot doll.

[eclipse535]

06:19 PM on 07/11/2011

Show the blow up doll some respect and take her home first.

[Nic the wonder puppy]

04:57 PM on 07/11/2011

I once got intimate with a stuffed animal. I guess that is why my owner had me fixed

[irishlion7]

03:15 PM on 07/11/2011

I wonder had he been in combat for a number of years or was he stationed state side while he went up the ranks to Captain, or may be he is the son or a close relative of a Republican Legislature in the the Federal Goverment. Who through his family conections made Captain.
It more of an ebarresment for the service. But it also could be a reflection on the lack of Psyciatric
Assistance given our combat soldiers upon return from one of the many wars are politicians seem to like putting our young people into.

[Ialdaboath]

06:20 PM on 07/11/2011

or maybe he was simply on meth...

[stopnlisten]

12:57 PM on 07/09/2011

Does this fall under "Don't ask, don't tell?"

[nohopepope2187]

01:53 AM on 07/11/2011

Depends on the doll. :o

[Rob2tall]

11:05 AM on 07/09/2011

I think this proves we need to reinstate the draft.Eliminated all these wackos from our volunteer military! And this guy is an officer? I hope he is discharged dishonorably-and locked up in a mental hospital

[minusjason]

03:01 PM on 07/09/2011

This proves we need to reinstate the draft? How? And wackos wouldn't be drafted?

[SusieQTX]

11:00 AM on 07/09/2011

Scroll through the mugshots and read the captions under them......That woman twisted off another chics nipple.....OUCH!!!!!!!! Are people walking around naked for this to happen??? Just wonderin

[SusieQTX]

10:55 AM on 07/09/2011

Well, with a name like Justin Dale Little Jim, what can you expect? Is it that hard for him to get a date? (no pun intended)

[WILLIEMOJORISIN]

10:55 AM on 07/09/2011

Dude ! ever heard of a pillow ?

[SusieQTX]

11:07 AM on 07/09/2011

For real???

[WILLIEMOJORISIN]

11:17 AM on 07/09/2011

Maybe he has no thumbs and can't make a fist , just sayin ;)

[outsurgency]

07:19 AM on 07/09/2011

At least he was'nt raping real people.

[SusieQTX]

10:57 AM on 07/09/2011

True, very true......But I bet "Blow-up Betty" still feels a little violated. LMAO!!!