5 Silly Childhood Rituals (That Explain Adult Behaviors)
The glory of youth is that idiocy is not only expected, it's adorable.
Even in a state of age/syphilis induced dementia, you will never again get the leeway you got as a child. A kid can hump a retarded turtle and adults will laugh like hyenas who've lost their moral compasses.
Don't believe me? Spend five minutes on Youtube.