Though she's no longer atop Charlie Sheen's bizarre Mount Olympus of perversion, former 'Goddess' Bree Olsen gives the troubled star credit: "He's intelligent, he's charismatic, he's super funny, and he's good in bed. I mean, he's had a lot of practice," she tells Playboy in their latest issue.
Olsen, a 24-year old porn star who lived with Sheen during the wild series of rants that got him fired from "Two and a Half Men" last winter and the subsequent TV news specials that took a look into his cohabitating, #winning ways, covers the magazine's August issue and comes clean about life with Sheen.
While Olsen has featured in over 250 porn films, and Sheen has been linked to other adult actresses, she says she never knew him as a fan of the genre.
"I have never watched porn with Charlie, nor have I ever seen him watch porn," she insists. That being said, "He's just a rock star. He's a powerhouse. He is a very sensual and sexual person, and when I was with him I felt as if we had become one together, because he's just so sexually enticing."
In his own grandiose terms, Sheen attested to their sexual chemistry back in February.
"Let me say this about the Goddesses, I don't think the term is good enough, but when you're bound by these terrestrial descriptions, you must use the best term available," he said. "So if you think about it dude, I'm 0-for-3 in marriage, but like in baseball, the scoreboard doesn't lie. Never has. So what we all have is a marriage of the hearts. And to sully, contaminate, or radically disrespect this unit with a shameful contract is something I'll leave to the amateurs and bible grippers."
Back when she was living with Sheen -- she left him in April, during his rocky Violent Torpedo of Truth road tour -- Olsen insisted that she had no problem sharing Sheen with his other Goddess, Natalie Kenley.
"I've always felt that a man should be able to be with as many women as he likes," she told People Magazine in March. "I've never had the opportunity to share that with any man before because, honestly, I don't think I've ever been with a man who was even deserving of that. Charlie is a great man and he can provide the lifestyle to accommodate a relationship such as what the three of us have. He has totally taken me aback by what a wonderful person he is, how open and honest he is."
She also insisted that the three often had sex together and all slept in the same bed, and while she makes no comment to Playboy about any difficulty in sharing him emotionally, Olson now admits that their frequent ménage à trois were mostly just a product of dramatic flourish, stories only.
"That was a lie. I didn't even know her," she says of Kenly. "Okay, all of us got together, I think, twice."
No dice on the slumber parties, either -- though Sheen himself admitted that to Howard Stern back in March.
"They did their thing together, and Charlie and I did our thing together. And we had two different beds. She and I would go to whichever bed, and he would pick. You know, 'Where am I sleeping tonight?'"
Now, neither she or Kenly is sleeping with Sheen; Olson insists that his obsession with his national tour ended up overwhelming their relationship.
For more, check out the latest issue of Playboy.
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