One night after closing an All-Star Game win, Brian Wilson stepped out in a spandex tuxedo at Wednesday's ESPY Awards, leaving little to the imagination. Waving to fans and posing for photographers, The Beard strutted the red carpet with an orange bow tie, orange socks, and a skin-tight penguin suit, proving that not even the lobster risotto can keep this guy out of a bodysuit.
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