07/18/2011 12:22 pm ET Updated Sep 17, 2011

Karissa & Kristina Shannon Bikini Pics: Playmate Twins Pool Party (PHOTOS)

There are two kinds of pictures convicts take of themselves: those prior to sentencing, where they're looking contrite and humbled, and those afterward, where they are usually drunk and grinning. If you're in Hollywood, the latter tend to look more like these Karissa Shannon and sister Kristina Shannon bikini pictures from a pool party with Playboy friends put on for Sam Jones III,( a.k.a. Petey from Smallville, a.k.a. the dude in the Karissa Shannon sex tape who loved copious lotion) whose conviction for moving more OxyContin than Walgreens netted him but a single year upcoming in the Federal Big House.

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