Ken's 'Buddy' Allan Reveals What We've Long Suspected (PICTURE)

07/18/2011 01:57 pm ET | Updated Sep 17, 2011

We always suspected that Barbie and Ken's relationship was a sham, and unearthed evidence from the 1960s posted by Reddit user StephensonB seems to prove it.

When Ken isn't hanging out with Barbie, he appears to hang out in various degrees of shirtlessness with his special friend, Allan. As many Reddit commenters pointed out, unfortunate placement of "TM" and "R" symbols surrounding the word "buddy" add even more suspicion to the nature of Ken and Allan's friendship.

What a scandalous world, that of genital-less dolls for children.