Ken's 'Buddy' Allan Reveals What We've Long Suspected (PICTURE)

We always suspected that Barbie and Ken's relationship was a sham, and unearthed evidence from the 1960s posted by Reddit user StephensonB seems to prove it.

When Ken isn't hanging out with Barbie, he appears to hang out in various degrees of shirtlessness with his special friend, Allan. As many Reddit commenters pointed out, unfortunate placement of "TM" and "R" symbols surrounding the word "buddy" add even more suspicion to the nature of Ken and Allan's friendship.

What a scandalous world, that of genital-less dolls for children.

Comments

[Matt1964]

07:47 PM on 07/20/2011

"All of Ken's clothes fit him" - Sounds totally gay to me. What other men share clothes?

[RoBrGo]

03:02 PM on 07/20/2011

I need to call a friend to ask if she did the same thing with Allan that she did with her other Barbies.

[Mannerjaa]

12:10 PM on 07/20/2011

In that picture Allan's heels doesn't seem to touch the ground so I was just wondering what kind shoes he can use. Seems to me that only shoes that fit to his small feets are highheel pumps that belong to the Barbie. So when he is not tiptoeing in barefoot in Ken's clothing and decides to loan Barbie's shoes he probably uses also some other cloths belonging to her for the coherence of his attire.

[chavezcoach]

11:00 AM on 07/20/2011

Think I knew this when my sister let me play Barbies with her and I got Ken and Allan. Used to have sleep-overs and they would share a bed.

[psmarc93]

03:57 AM on 07/20/2011

I heard Barbie got the Malibu Beach House.

[chaapai]

11:54 PM on 07/19/2011

Oh, the adventures my Steve Austin (The Six Million Dollar man) doll and my G.I. Joe dolls had together when I was a kid. It was before I even understood two guys who loved one another couldn't marry. My poor father! the things that man put up with. My Mrs. Beasley doll alone must have driven him crazy. The fact that I had her until I was 12-ish... LMAO.

I love ya Dad!

[groot]

11:41 PM on 07/19/2011

Allan looks an awful lot like Justin Bieber...

[chaapai]

11:38 PM on 07/19/2011

SHIT!TheNext thing you will be telling me is that Burt and Ernie were more than just "roommates"!

Yes, yes… we gays have been around FOREVER! Don't even get me started about the "adventures" my Steve Austin (The Six Million Dollar man) doll and my G.I. Joe doll had together when I was a kid.

[chaapai]

11:34 PM on 07/19/2011

What was that? Did you hear that? that popping noise?

I think it was MarcusBachmannsheadexploding when he saw this.

contented sigh!

[Gronkie]

07:44 PM on 07/19/2011

Michelle Bachman's husband has his work cut out for him with these two.

[Drew2248]

07:35 PM on 07/19/2011

What guy wouldn't want to share all his clothes with his friend? It's not so creepy. No, really, it's not.

[Hardyman1966]

06:24 PM on 07/19/2011

"All of Ken's clothes fit him!"

The prosecution rests, your honor.

[Phxgwen]

04:02 PM on 07/19/2011

And it says "all of Ken's clothes fit him". Best male friends sharing clothes?? hmmmmm highly suspicious.

[MexiChick67]

03:28 PM on 07/19/2011

'All of Ken's clothes fit him!' Not if Ken has any say in it.

[Judi Quinlan]

03:13 PM on 07/19/2011

Somebody should tell Ken's "buddy that Fran Drescher would like to meet him.

[chaapai]

11:54 PM on 07/19/2011

LMAO! I was thinking Star Jones too!

[NoSillyName]

12:54 AM on 07/22/2011

Liza Minelli.